arandomguy

The fattest thing in the entire multiverse.

This guy eats so much might consider him arandomguy

by Kwhishshjana August 3, 2025

wife-aranged

When one of your friends is about to do, say, or think something and your wife tells you to stop him or that you and he are not going to be doing that.

Bob: "Hey Mike, let go to the bar on saturday and catch the games."
Mike's Wife (to Mike): "You better tell him you have plans and you are spending your time with the family."
Mike: "aaaaaaaaaaah"
Bob: "Dude, I just got wife-aranged."

by magicdd1 November 27, 2009

Pervy Aragonite

The best radioactive gem, and their personality

Lps: What is she
Eridius: a pervy aragonite

by Eridius April 24, 2017

michael alangoodjr

That guy who was a dick at the Dave Matthews show in Atlanta, that one time.

Don't be Michael Alangoodjr.

by cocoapuffz September 25, 2018

Mike Aragon

An egotistical narcissist that does nothing but think about himself

Mike Aragon is the biggest asshole anyone will ever know

by Qspy May 16, 2021

Oscar aragoat

the best dog in the world. a chill thing.

Owner: Oscar get back here!
Oscar aragoat: no
Mailman: ahh
Brother: the dog ate my yeezys

by hihihihihh322222 May 26, 2021

Brandon Aragon

PENIS HEAD HAHA

kid: “yk brandon aragon”
me: “you mean the emo faq?”

by shakalsjrhfn January 12, 2022