Apestonkers

A condition of extreme pain and confusion resulting in violence directed at all living things.

Sam and Jason hated their roommate, Sir Slippstonks. One night they put jalapeno juice in his eye contact solution so that the next morning, when he put his contacts on, Sir Slippstonks fell to his knees in agony. Knowing someone had to pay but not knowing who, Sir Slippstonks went apestonkers on New Orleans, sending 30 people to the morgue including rap star Bushwick Bill, who was on the wrong end of a Slippstonk donkey kick.

by Jerry Manderpubes November 10, 2008

APEthehippy

One who lieks the kirby dancez.

APEthehippy lieks the kirby dancez.

by Blakus2691 January 11, 2009

aspect of life

Parts of life that need to be balanced to get a good life

She gave up on every aspect of life

by dgfhgfdcghghfgghhhgggghhhhhhhh July 12, 2021

gorrila apetite

when a girl is hungry for hard black dick

jennifer has gorrila apetite

by fmg723 May 31, 2011

Aperture

A gaping orifice of uncomprehensible dimensions.

"What's that noise? It sounds like someone hosing down the pavement."

"It's Misty having a piss."

"Holy shit! That's a big mother-fucking aperture."

by A & S October 29, 2006

Asective

To put back together.

Holy crap that glue is really asective.

by Anthony G. July 31, 2003

apecelsock

A word used to describe the unintended use of the Caps Lock feature. Originate by Brian Clements while attempting to have a conversation via MSN Messenger while piss-drunk.

Brian says: HEY

Brian says: sorry, apecelsock.

by Anonymous March 1, 2005