Elmer’s Pubes

The specific moment directly after masturbation when your semen shoots up in the air, just to land back in your pubic hairs. The semen is typically hard to get out, and if not washed out in time, the cum will harden your pubic hairs in a white clump, which is painful to clean afterwards.

Jim: Yo last night I whacked the lizard, and I got mad Elmer’s pubes.
Francis: Wash it out with warm water and soap, that’s nasty.

by yeetusdeletusforjesus March 8, 2019

Elmer

Elmer is a very nice guy he has a very big dee and is stronger then everybody with high IQ

That guy's a real Elmer!

by Not Elmer March 18, 2022

Elmer N.

Biggest Simp in the WORLD! The type of person to ditch the boys! THE DUCKING BOYS!!! For a girl. Also has a big chode!

Elmer N. is a simp!

by RickAndMortyFan202 February 27, 2020

ELMER

Every Lousy Male Extremely Repulsive

Elmer is a pillar of the community because he is a town elder who would ‘give you the shirt off his back’ if you needed one even though you might feel obligated to suck his big dick in appreciation. He is really sociopathic and arrogant too because he thinks he is immune from prosecution because his membership in the Masonic Lodge makes that so.
“ My dad Elmer is so disrespectful that he has indoctrinated most of the town into communistic ideology over the past 50+ years and nobody recognized it.

by anonymous December 10, 2023

Elmer

Someone who is annoying, idiotic, crazy or a nagger

Mrs. Torres is so delusional , she is a Elmer

by ShanersDelight September 29, 2020

Elmer

Word used instead of "Swedish Cunt"

"Dude, you are such an Elmer"

by MR.C.B November 28, 2017

Elmer

Purveyor of Fruits
One of the original Vendors in the "Sandsverse"
Elmer is a Proboscis Monkey who is "Older than can be comprehended"
"Elmer is never not fucking"

Elmer and Morbitum created the fundamental aspects of our universe.

by DrewIsSleepy November 30, 2021