When you get so drunk you wake up in a hospital strapped down to a bed with an IV in your arm arriving there in an ambulance not knowing what just happened.
Miranda was so ambulance drunk last night she had to rely on her friends to pick her up from the hospital.
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Get the ambulance drunk mug.A lawyer who specializes in injury cases. Called an ambulance chaser beacuse that's how they find there clients.
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What most (once respectable) Emergency Medical Services Vehicles have been turned into by the Ignorant, Stupid, Lazy people in major cities. see also Medicare/Medicaid MEDICAB, "MY RIDE".
Also, Used to be resected on the roads, but after the invention of the cell phone, is Ignored, REGARDLESS of the 400w of sirens, 2 AIRHORNS, A 400w Public Address System, and STROBING RED LIGHTS!
By many people on the road. (Usually blond and female, but a recent trend shows a rapid increase of Males in Imports.
Also, Used to be resected on the roads, but after the invention of the cell phone, is Ignored, REGARDLESS of the 400w of sirens, 2 AIRHORNS, A 400w Public Address System, and STROBING RED LIGHTS!
By many people on the road. (Usually blond and female, but a recent trend shows a rapid increase of Males in Imports.
What many expect for calling 911 @ 3 am because their baby won't stop crying, or need a free ride out of nowhereville.
Once known as an Ambulance, and was used for racing aginst the Reaper, now used as a taxi, Thus AmbuCab!
Once known as an Ambulance, and was used for racing aginst the Reaper, now used as a taxi, Thus AmbuCab!
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Get the ambulance chaser mug.1. An EMT that doesn't do patient care in the back of the rig. Often found at medical transport companies but sometimes find their way onto a squad, they will show up for their shift incredibly early so as to beat their partner to the dispatch office and be the first one to take the keys. Will proceed to hold a death grip on those keys until the end of the shift, not letting them out of their sight for a single second. Have selective hearing of such words as "it's my turn to drive now", "it's your turn to be in the back" or "How about we switch places on this run?". Will often use such phrases as "Dispatch told me not to let you drive", "I was in the back all day yesterday" or the ever popular "The senior man always drives the rig."
2. What stupid people call EMTs and Paramedics, especially those employed in medical transport.
2. What stupid people call EMTs and Paramedics, especially those employed in medical transport.
1. EMT1: Hey, who's your partner today?
EMT2: (Looks at paper) Ummm, I've got Vicky today.
EMT1: (laughs) Have fun, I had her yesterday, she is such an ambulance driver.
EMT2: Awww, damn it!
2. Stupid Girl: So tell me about yourself, what do you do for a living?
EMT Guy: I work for ABC Medical Transport.
Stupid Girl: Oh, like one of those ambulance drivers I see at the hospital?
EMT Guy: No, genius, I'm an EMT, an Emergency Medical Technichan. Working at ABC is just a job until I finish paramedic school and get a real job.
Stupid Girl: Para what?
EMT Guy: Nevermind!
EMT2: (Looks at paper) Ummm, I've got Vicky today.
EMT1: (laughs) Have fun, I had her yesterday, she is such an ambulance driver.
EMT2: Awww, damn it!
2. Stupid Girl: So tell me about yourself, what do you do for a living?
EMT Guy: I work for ABC Medical Transport.
Stupid Girl: Oh, like one of those ambulance drivers I see at the hospital?
EMT Guy: No, genius, I'm an EMT, an Emergency Medical Technichan. Working at ABC is just a job until I finish paramedic school and get a real job.
Stupid Girl: Para what?
EMT Guy: Nevermind!
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