Apologetic Alcoholic

Someone who apologizes a lot after drinking a lot

When he drinks he is such an apologetic alcoholic.

by Mmmmmmmoooooooo December 8, 2019

alcohol

A drug that is 10x more dangerous than weed, but championed and galvanized in our society as a rite of passage.

Starts out taking the edge off, but can quickly degenerate into violence, belligerence and death...

So we can carry bottles of alcoholic whiskey and Vodka out on the streets when we're 21 legally, but if a Cop catches a whiff of marijuana they can beat us blindsided and let us get ass handled in prison?

Dam...shits done changed... or it should change anyway

by in966 January 17, 2011

alcohol bully

person who knowingly pressures others into excessive alcohol consumption

Scott steamrolled Jeremy into drinking way too much booze last night; he's such an alcohol bully!

by RDAC October 6, 2008

alcohol virginity

n. The state of being under 21 and not ever having been intoxicated from any real alcoholic beverage in your entire life.

Dude, I can't wait until my 21st since I've been saving my alcohol virginity!!!

by DeJo July 27, 2005

Alcohero

Someone who thinks that they are a real player after having a party and drinking alcohol. This Alcohero syndrome often occurs in prepubescent boys who had just experienced their first taste of alcohol, they also feel the need to brag on about it the next day - trying to seek enormous amounts of attention.

Alcohero Boy: 'Awh dude! You should have seen me last night drinking all that booze! I was totally wasted! I'm sooo cool!'

Other person: 'So how many beers did you have?'

Alcohero Boy: '...one.'

by Sprayframe September 28, 2010

alcoholics eponymous

A group for people who have the same name as an alcoholic beverage.

Jack: Hi, my name's Jack - Jack Daniels and I've had this name all my life.

All: Hi Jack. Welcome to alcoholics eponymous.

by Lepus July 2, 2008

stand-in alcoholic

When you can't attend/participate in (work) "functions" such as Happy Hour, client parties, the office holiday party, etc.

Melissa - "I'm too hung over to go to this wine tasting event tonight but the client expects someone from our office to be there."
Ann Marie - "Do you need me to be your stand-in alcoholic?"
Melissa - "WOULD YOU?! That would be such a big help."

Anna - "I already went to 3 parties this week! I can't go to anymore. I need to give my liver a rest. Do you want to be my stand-in alcoholic? There should be some cute guys there."
Ann Marie - "Sure!"

by AMarie0908 December 4, 2010