Albanian golf tournament 

Refers to the unenviable position of a male participating late in a heterosexual orgy; the specific reference is made to having sloppy ninths ("playing a hole ninth"), following the unprotected sexual intercourse of several men who have left their semen and STDs in a sexual partner's vagina.

I haven't had such a serious case of gleet since my last Albanian golf tournament.

Albanian golf tournament by Daction August 11, 2010

albanians 

Some pretty awsome people, usually have accents, they usually have many cousins, and are soccer fanatics.

Person 1: Man, those people are cool.
Person 2: Yeah, the Albanians.
Person 1: Wow, I wish I was that!

albanians by az-albo June 17, 2009

The Albanianettes

AKA the Ladies of Shqiperia. Dua Lipa, Bebe Rexha, Rita Ora and Ava Max. They're all Albanian hence the name. They should be a band.

The Albanianettes are great!

The Albanianettes by EasternEuropeanSlavLover June 29, 2021

albanion fly swat 

the act of pulling down someones pants and slapping thier balls back and fourth while reciting their a,b,c's back words as they get jerked off by a trany

dude wanna play albanion fly swat, its awsome

albanion fly swat by tim sutton October 6, 2012

The Albanian Bathroom 

A bathroom that does not have a toilet or a sink but is still in use.

"Hey Akhbar, make sure to clean up the Albanian Bathroom when you are done."

The Albanian Bathroom by hatzi2k November 13, 2009

albana 

a quiet, often misunderstood as being 'weird'; a rough painter who reads poetry and enjoys warmth and serenity

'isn't that albana, that high wierdo?'

albana by chaotic-roses December 14, 2018

albanian wobble 

A situation in which someone continuously wobbles another right knee to create a flapping sensation and a large noise.

"I heard that Sally gave David an Albanian Wobble last night"

albanian wobble by Oliverflap April 9, 2017