Virgin Airlines

The nickname of the greatest nfl quarterback ever, the virgin Tim Tebow

Virgin Airlines throwing it deep

by Lost Lagoon December 21, 2010

United Airlines

United Airlines well put your name in a computer and kick you off.

Captain: Sir you have to get off

Doc:I WANNA GO HOME

United Airlines

by EmoKidWithNoLife April 15, 2017

American Airlines

The DMV of Airlines. American has no shame when it comes to wasting their passengers time. They book so many flights that if a plane lands early it will have to sit and wait for its scheduled arrival time because they wont have a gate available to accomodate it. Baggage takes longer than any other airline with an average wait of 25 minutes after arrival but sometimes as long as an hour. American doesnt try because they think theyre "too big to fail" and they know there will not be a shortage of customers who want cheap flights.

Im glad American Airlines got my baggege out before I passed away from natural causes.

by Faymkonzi June 13, 2018

Alaska Airlines

Alaska Airlines Group, a company famously known in the aviation industry as the sorriest major airline. They will try to outsource everything, they have their own rampers they call "McGee." These are ex-thugs who were never caught with a crime yet, but are willing to work for Alaska Airlines for 11$ an hour. Alaska Airlines will try to penny pinch everything, from the food you are to its own employees. If you even heard of this airline, (not from the west coast) avoid flying on it at all cost. The work environment was so bad an ex-employee took a plane and crashed it recently. Those barrel rolls were awesome though. If you are hiring in the maintenance department, avoid hiring this group, a bunch of lazy idiots.

Hey have you flown on Alaska Airlines yet? "Yeah, last time they told me I was on my own in regards to hotel, sleep at the airport, because they only got one flight a day." and because their planes are shit with shitty service.

by a seeker not a destroyer September 7, 2018

mexican airline

one of the many various names for pot.

"I got a fat blunt man, you ready to board the mexican airline?"

by tylertylertyler198231904794 April 23, 2010

Virgin Airlines

An airline that has virgins on it

Have you been on Virgin Airlines?

No i lost my virginity

by Ionlymadethisaccountforafewwor July 10, 2019

dodo airlines

A place in animal crossing new horizons to fly to your friends islands or to them to come yours. Or send them letters

-Opened da gates, you can come to my island now!

+How?

-Just go to dodo airlines, duh

by aren't strawberries cool June 17, 2020