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alacrity

A cool word used by Demetri Martin on the Daily Show, but he totally doesn't know what it means. Neither do I. Go look it up.
To Jon Stewart: "You have a basic cable show, that's called the Daily Show, that's on 4 days a week instead of 7...You really nailed it, man. I mean, no offense, but you're not exactly what people would call an alacrity." -Demetri Martin
by izdvacb May 16, 2008
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alacia alderman

the most amazing person youll ever meet,yo!!!!!!!
by crazydazy12392 February 3, 2010
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AFTACing

AFTACing

AFTACing or AFTACed

verb:

1. The ability and skills in which members of AFTAC are trained and specialize in.

2. An act in which someone improves or enhances the use of a computer or computer software.

3. Software or hardware that has been modded to preform specifically for the users satisfaction.

4. The act of which is preformed by nerds, geeks and dorks of all kinds to better improve the quality of life for oneself in all measures of technology, while simultaneously irritating ones spouse or family members.

see also AFTAC
Examples:

Geez! Can't you just leave the damn computer alone and stop AFTACing the damn thing, before you break it!

"Hey, did you hear that Sgt. Osmond got an iPhone?"

"Yeah, he's only had it for one day, and he's already AFTACed it!"
by ChibiSophie May 16, 2009
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the aflack

The noise in which is made while you face fuck a girl. Sounds like the aflack insurance duck drowning.

Usually casues the odd tear, and or make up running down her face.
Dude, i rammed my cock down that chicks throat, toatally gave her the aflack
by -james February 28, 2011
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aflockalypse

When flocks of birds randomly fall dead from the sky, like it's the end of the world.
It's the aflockalypse, bro. The end of the world is coming.
by srichards22 January 7, 2011
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Aflockalypse

......phenomenon of extreme number of birds randomly falling from sky unexplained over a period of days in various parts of the World....
6000 blackbirds fell from the sky in Arkansas.....it's the beginning of the Aflockalypse
by ddbelle January 7, 2011
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Ablacerate

To pretend the house next to you is unoccupied because you hate the people living there.
I can't cope with those people next door. It's time for me to ablacerate.
by MartinVonBlabbenhofen July 5, 2015
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