ASAPenis

A central Jersey or Tri-Sate Area slag for a man's immediate need for some fine pussy. Used verbally, through text, or often through a FaceBook message. A flat out, straight up, hands down, point blank, and most of all up front raw request for some pussy.

"Hey girl, I know you don't know me...but I was going through your pics, I saw that one of you in the white yoga pants. We gotta hang the fuck out ASAPenis".

My man left...get over here ASAPenis".

by Pete Daviz January 21, 2014

St. Asaph

A town which has been pretending to be a city for years and has just been given actual city status by the Queen for her jubilee

the 51 bus now says "Denbigh via St. Asaph City centre"

by SallyBear September 18, 2012

NAP-ASAP-ALAP

Needing a nap as soon as possible, as long as possible.

Last night I raged until the wee hours of the night and had to wake up so early. Before I go out again, I need a NAP-ASAP-ALAP.

by CTulls July 6, 2009

assapopolis

place where one gets a shitload of ASS

Camp= assapopolis!

by asdfasdfasdfasdfsadfsadfasdfsad July 19, 2007

absana

Absana describes a "lan pro" who hacks blatantly online.

This term developed in the Australian E-Sports Scene and was named after "Absana", a keen counter-strike player.

This word can also mean "fag" and "shitcunt"

Fuckin Absana's everywhere on this server today
WTF THIS TEAM IS FULL OF ABSANA'S!!!
WTB Absana for my CS team, PST
LOL@TEH ABSANAS

by Teh terminator July 9, 2007

absa

1. the ultimate pwner. Whoever he challenges, dies. Whatever he gets interested in, all others get pwned. If you ever encounter a absa, just hope you wont get pwned as badly...

2. synonym of "pwn"

3. Muscular guy, attracting every kind of women on earth.

1. I see an Absa! RUN!!
2. You just got absa'ed.
3. Absa is teh bomb!

by Garlynim September 30, 2008

ASAP

As Sexually As Possible

I want you to give it to me ASAP.

by 5cats! November 18, 2009