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Early Access

• A version of a game that is available before the release date
The type of game people would treat a beta
A. Hey dude, look at this beta version of Minecraft!
B. Cool! How many bugs have you reported to the developers?
A. ...
B. You treated it like an early access didn’t you?
A. I thought Early Access and Beta are synonyms...
by HyperGray December 20, 2019
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Princess Abscess

A rare and majestic creature, native of middle earth. Sedentary in nature, but will make an effort for a good argument. Provoking it will cause a discharge of radioactive taco juice and will transform in a pseudo, Alan from "Hangover 2" looking monkey.
It's evolution is 'Princess Wound'
That bitch! She's such a Princess Abscess
Damn... bitch?
by Dr. Culler January 28, 2021
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access

to gain entrance to.
i gained access to that girls pussy
by the one October 20, 2003
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accessory

A person who tags along with a group, even though no one really knows who they are or care if they're there. Usually doesn't say much and has nothing good to contribute to a conversation or a good time.
Dude, that guy's been hanging on us all evening. What an accessory!
by Cave Troll December 29, 2007
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Douche accessories

Usually an item worn, carried, or used by a douche. Ming these items are:
-popped polo shirt collars
-backwards hats* (usually with stickers still on them)
-Nike elite backpacks
-Nike socks and sandals
-usually some sort of bracelet or a puka shell necklace
Combine these along with cargo shorts, and you have created a "TurboDouche". TurboDouche will not only make YOU leave your girlfriend, he will also fuck her on your bed.

*hats must be spun 180 degrees in order to become douchey. Anything more or less is most likely a joke, or the person is a hip DJ.
Dan: "Holy shit, Rob. Is Steven wearing a polo with his collar popped?"
Rob: "yeah, along with those godawful Nike knee socks and a puka shell necklace. Give him a few weeks, and he'll spend his beer money on more of those douche accessories. After that, he'll become a TurboDouche."
Dan: "I'll have to fuck my girlfriend while I can!"
by andrew hoogelfloogel October 22, 2014
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Accessible

A quality of a person who trusts everyone and is easy to meet and build a relationship with. Sometimes the person is accessible because of their stupidity.
"There is something about her that is just so accessible"
by Mr Fuji August 19, 2008
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abscess

A repulsive or destructive person in a comparison to a destructive infection.
He's an oozing adscess on the ass of our company.
by dave L.L. May 13, 2005
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