Keegan

See also Drama Llama

This person starts shit and loves attention. Smells like fish and thinks the world owes them something. Very big ego, and limited to no friends
Keegan is a fuckwit

Oh look more drama, must be Keegan involved
by JesusHimself696969 July 16, 2018
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Keegan

Person one: why did that guy just pick a fight then run away?

Person two: oh, he must be a Keegan
by Yeet McYote June 12, 2019
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Keegan

Someone who follows in close definition with a sociopath. Keegan will charm his way into your life, and keep you around as long as he can get what he wants from you. Keegan is usually a compulsive liar, and possessive of anyone who has slept with him. Unfortunately, "anyone" is many. The girl who slept in his bed one night is not the girl he asks to sleep in it the next. Keegan continues to harass people who have tried to leave his life, and plays with their emotions by making up traumatic stories about his past.
"Hey, have you met Keegan?"
"Yeah, he won't stop emailing me even though I've blocked his number, instagram, snapchat, and facebook."
by teasboiling May 29, 2019
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Keegan

Keegan is very ugly. Known to be the ugliest in the world. We all feel sorry for the 'Keegan's' still existing today.
Ew, run! It's keegan!
by Yourmomsux October 26, 2014
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keegan

Unit of measurement, similar to a bushel, determined by how many of the object being measured can fit inside of a 6' 2", 21 year old male weighing roughly 180 lbs.
Hard as I tried, I was unable to fit a full keegan of dildi inside of myself.
by Ace Magnum December 23, 2009
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Keegan

A Keegan I person that’s extreamly annoying and stupid he has a deformed dick and has no friends he’s a fake flexer and thinks all the girls like him but in reality every one hates him
Keegan ... he’s a dick
by Uranus222666420 June 11, 2018
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Keegan

Some obese white kid that tries to be funny but nobody ever laughs. Keegan’s are very horny and always try to get their dick sucked.
by joheeee February 12, 2020
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