Herbert Garrison (previously Janet Garrison; after a sex-change operation that was later reversed), is a 4th grade teacher at South Park Elementary. He is also the head of babygirlism.
"Hey, did you hear about that new teacher at the elementary school?"
"Yeah. Heard his name was Herbert Garrison."
"Yeah. Heard his name was Herbert Garrison."
by MrGarris0n October 24, 2023
Herbert is a dealer at the Blue Herron Casino in Ontario, Canada. He is a cold blooded killer who does not care about your dwindling chip count.
Tony: Shit, that’s 4 straight hands with no flush.
Herbert: (Laughs Inaudibly)
Tony: Herbert is a stone cold killer.
Herbert: (Continues inaudible laugh)
Herbert: (Laughs Inaudibly)
Tony: Herbert is a stone cold killer.
Herbert: (Continues inaudible laugh)
by Not Really JTanis7 January 04, 2019
That assistant principal that always has to go and be extra. He tries too hard and he's just a joke.
by Urban.tch December 15, 2016
Herbert is the name of a man who had the best smile and lit up the room when he entered he always makes sure that he is on good terms with everyone. who is also Makayla's godfather and rayniques granddad.
¨Man, I wish herbert was here I miss him so much¨ makayla said.
¨Yeah dawg I miss him so much it´s crazy¨ Raynique said.
¨wrd2¨says makayla.
¨Yeah dawg I miss him so much it´s crazy¨ Raynique said.
¨wrd2¨says makayla.
by weh8tek@y January 19, 2023
by Nigggggerhiggggger1347 November 25, 2019
"When Lincoln City visited Nuneaton they took a right bunch of herberts. The damage ran into pounds"
by Terry Clee October 10, 2019
The term "Herbert" was an uncomplimentary slang term used by the acolytes of Dr. Sevrin. The basis for the term was a minor official named Herbert, notorious for his rigid and limited patterns of thought.
In 2269, they referred to Captain Kirk by this moniker several times, and Spock once (who denied the comparison), as the officers were interfering with their attempt to locate Eden. Unfamiliar with the term, Kirk asked Spock what it meant, and Spock told him, prompting Kirk to reply that he'd try to be less like the individual described. When blocking the halls of the USS Enterprise, they protested by shouting the phrase over and over. (TOS: "The Way to Eden")
In 2269, they referred to Captain Kirk by this moniker several times, and Spock once (who denied the comparison), as the officers were interfering with their attempt to locate Eden. Unfamiliar with the term, Kirk asked Spock what it meant, and Spock told him, prompting Kirk to reply that he'd try to be less like the individual described. When blocking the halls of the USS Enterprise, they protested by shouting the phrase over and over. (TOS: "The Way to Eden")
by Anonygnostymo217 December 15, 2020