Tessa

A Tessa is a very funny person who is fun to be around. Whenever you’re with a Tessa you find yourself laughing uncontrollably. Though she may lose her temper at times, she is a very free spirited, fun loving girl/women and is something you MUST hold on to.

Tessa: Love ya bitch
Friend: *lmao

by Ihateallsiennas February 17, 2020

Tessa

Believed to have been the originator or patriarch of the ideology that one must always remain; languid or lethargic at all costs never to use anymore energy than to breath.

After eating such a large meal, being tessa sounds perfect.

by Nithloc October 7, 2008

tessa

is a fish. is a whore becuz her last name rymhes with whore. she’s ugly and is a little skank. she has 12 different boyfriends at a time. tessa is not trustworthy and will fuck any guy she sees in sight. she loves t finger herself but says it’s even better when guys or girls do it for her

tessa-i’m a whore

by crepperrepperstalklove February 13, 2019

Tessa

an enormous power shit that leaves you feeling tired and lazy afterward

John: Dude you don't look so good you might want to go to the nurse.

Jeff: Nah man im fine i just had a Tessa.

by Alex Stretch Miller April 22, 2011

Tessa

Tessa is a sweet, gullible, and hilarious friend. She is shy at first, but as you get to know her she becomes such an amazing friend and so much fun to hangout with. Tessa is not good with conflict, as she is too sweet to argue. But, when it comes to that, she is very forgiving. If you are dating a Tessa, be straight up about things. Trust me, she can take it. Tessas love to be cuddled and feel loved, so show your affection. Tessa is bold and courageous, and has a drop dead gorgeous face and body.

:) tessa’s amazing
i know.

by megan_ bestieeeee March 28, 2022

Tessa

If your a Tessa, ur a straight up bum. Complete gaysauce. Real weird. Kinda funny, but ultimately, super stupid. People will always steel youre pencil case and some, if not most of your rice.

Tessa, you bum.

by holdupwut March 20, 2020

Tessa

Usually a nasty shovel-faced nag. It is the norm for one of these to go to College with a noticeable "V-Card"

Mike-"Dude, what the hell is wrong with that virgin?"
Bill-"The one who looks like she was attacked by a shovel?"
Mike-"Yeah."
Bill-"She's a Tessa."
Mike-"Oh."

by GaCaSm June 17, 2010