Preston

brown hair and hazel eyes,and his brown hair is mostly combed to the side. super hot and super sexy, and is addicted to computer games. loves anime, and is most likely gayalthough he acts straight. compatible with "Robert," "Jack" and "Mark."
"Preston is soo hot! If he werent gay, i would totally hook up with him."
by eboylou March 14, 2019
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preston is preston, a non fat BIG BONED race car obsessed sociopath. He loves to terrorize his younger siblings and loves to smell yogurt in his spare time. his fav subject is math and he smells like grahm crackers and band-aids. He has braces, no eyebrows, and very little hair. He LOVES SKYLAR, MACKENZIE, AND KAM. we are his bffs4L. hes from the ghetto aka flo-ri-dah as so he says. but hes really from wisconsin.
omg have u met preston?

u mean princess paddy cakes?

yeah
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Preston is very arrogant fake and mean and is very dirty minded
Don’t be friends with Preston
by CookieXlover March 13, 2022
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A guy that won't stop playing rust
person 1 "oh look preston is on rust"
person 2 "when will he stop?"
by HammyDestroyerOfWorlds October 29, 2021
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Bi polar. Literally this guy runs in circles. He will fight for you nd with you constantly. HE doesn't cheat tho, he has a pure soul, you j needa be on his good side.
" preston is j so pure but mean"
yea that's preston
by Wagwanshorty99 April 12, 2022
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The protagonist of your class in terms of grades. He is literally untouchable when it comes to grades. God gave him plot armor thick enough to stop Mr. Reilly or Dr. Terranova bad grades. He works and studies very hard and is a professional phantom forces player, despite playing on a laptop that can't run google. His brain has enough ram to join a google meet 272 times. Careful though, because he is the most based person you will ever meet. Don't insult him or he'll call you gay and black as well as offensive slurs for those words respectively.
Preston literally memorized the entire aeneid just by reading it once what the fuck
by helloaeneid December 06, 2021
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