son of a dirty microwave

What are you doing looking up this awful language in the oh so innocent urban dictionary????? Naughty child. Tsk tsk.....

You spilled my Starbucks you son of a dirty microwave!!!!!!

by princeclaireispurple January 25, 2017

Go south on a dirty muff

When things just get really bad...

I was talking to a 10, when her 1.5 of a friend came over and cockblocked me...from there things would pretty much go south on a dirty muff...

by SELNC January 20, 2020

Let’s hit a dirty

Dirty means riding a dirt road with your pals while intoxicated and blasting music. It’s a party on wheels.

“Hey do y’all wanna go hit a dirty?”
“Broooo let’s go ride a dirty!”
“Hey let’s hit a dirty tonight!”

by SoberSisters4Life November 2, 2021

dirty a

a bad bitch with the fattest ass and a WAP. also known as that bitch.

I wish my ass was as fat as dirty a's.

by c0uchp0tat0 August 18, 2020

Dirty A-Bomb over Tokyo

A man begins to have anal sex with a woman wearing a condom. He then pees in the condom while it's in the woman's Brown Hole and ties it off while it's still inside her. He then finds an Asian (any Asian will do) lays her underneath the anally violated woman and punches the woman in the ass causing a shitty urine like enema that unloads on the Asian below.

Asian: "Why do you want me to lay down under this woman's butthole?"
*Man punches woman in ass
Asian: "Nooo, it's worse than Godzilla poo"
Thus completing a Dirty A-Bomb over Tokyo"

by Chadizghey June 14, 2011

Turning a double dirty sanchez

When a friend sticks his finger in a dirty asshole at a (gentlemen's place of leisure) and then swipes his finger across his unsuspecting buddies upper lip.

Brad was turning a double dirty sanchez on Benny after he went in the back room with Shamocha.

by Dirk Thrustwell June 22, 2011

crimping off a length of dirty spine

Verb: to crimp off a length of dirty spine - to defecate.

- Where have you been, Mike?
- I've just been crimping off a length of dirty spine, mate.

by SusieQ October 4, 2005