An undead soul, possessed and sent out of the grave to thrive upon the flesh of the living.

After a dead body rots underground for a time, it may come to life, first its eyes will reopen, and fingers will begin twitching. The thumping of the heart may return, unless the heart has been removed. This is the rebirth of a human, the birth of a zombie.

Deteriorating, fallen apart and reaking of the foul stench of death, a zombie will raise from the grave by smashing through the coffin and lifting an arm out of the ground, in the normal zombie style. The zombie will proceed to lift itself out of the soil and moan, usually moaning anything like 'Yaaarghhh...' or 'BRAINS!'

If you fall victim to the zombie's feasting of your flesh and brain, you will become a zombie, forever walking, undead.
I'm a zombie. Why else do you think I am here so often?
by Bastardized Bottomburp July 19, 2003
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A previously banned forum user who creates a new account, usually for the sole purpose of causing trouble and behaving like a troll.
This troll is actually a zombie - they were banned from the forum last week.
by T-Storms April 9, 2008
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1) Crack, or an addict to crack

2) Unconcious state

3) To be between life and death, to be braindead. Some of the other definitions do better than this.
I got a high on zombie

I'm a zombie

Your brother is like a zombie


AAARRRGGGHHH! Flesh eating zombies!
by Gumba Gumba March 1, 2004
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A type of virus which sends numerous amounts of useless packets to a computer or a server and floods it to crash it's connection.
Wow i just scanned this fag's server for open ports and i found a couple and owned it with some zombies. RIFK
by Zack February 26, 2005
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"Aww, look at that cute zomby crawling towards us!"
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A variation of the houdini, before ejaculation you pull out and then spit on the back of the woman (in doggy position) causing her to think that you have ejaculated and when she turns around you ejaculate in her eyes, push her off the bed, and then turn off the lights; causing her to walk around with arms infront as if a zombie.
dude last night was so great i gave anna the zombie, the only thing is that she's pissed at me now.
by zapree July 11, 2008
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When you wake up the next morning after smoking a ton of weed and everything is hazey and your head is thinking slower than the world.
I smoked a whole eighth last night man im zombieing right now.
by TheCCking September 11, 2010
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