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yonker

a yonker is someone who lies about their age, usually some dumbass who wants bitches they can't get
guy: "fucking yonker"
catfisher: "watd, i am thriteen tho!!1!!1"
by kekyooin March 26, 2022
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Yonkers

A ghetto city full of crackheads, criminals, weirdos and scumbags.
Frank went to Yonkers last week for a business trip and he said it was the most shittiest city on Earth and then said he’ll never go there again.
by DunkinDonutsSavage7233 December 22, 2022
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Hot Yonkers

A cold remedy drink that originated in Yonkers, consisting of hot tea, light rum, and a wedge of lime.
Vinny was sick as a dog, but after brewing up a Hot Yonkers, his cold symptoms quickly disappeared.
by Moges May 14, 2018
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Yonkers

Yonkers is the second best song on Goblin, after She.
by ykwue August 22, 2025
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Go to Yonkers

by Bronxiboy July 4, 2024
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Tuh-nor Yonker

Another word for something vulgar, vile, insulting, or discusting. This could also refer to a penis, or ball sack, or sometimes even a hairy wang.
Tuh-nor Yonker can also be a name. I feel bad for all those Tuh-nors out there.
Kid 1: Damn! that movie was such a Tuh-nor Yonker(vulgar, discusting)! Probably not the best movie to see with my grandma. . .

Kid 2:Yeah, the main character wouldn't stop playing with his Tuh-nor Yonker(penis).

Kid 3:He so had a Tuh-nor Yonker(hairy wang).
by hairywang November 16, 2010
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Yonker

An old person who jerks you off and or fingers you when you're not looking.
Damn... That yonker really got me off!!! Man I love Yonkers!!! They are the best at what they do!
by The12thfaerie420 October 19, 2018
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