yo mama

is so fat shes got more chins than a chinese phone book

yo mama is so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out

by chapelle April 3, 2004

yo mama

Lowbrow humor at its finest.

Yo mama so old, Adam and Eve were telling mama jokes about her.

by Simon Says Go Fuck Yourself February 16, 2004

yo mama

A poor comback when nothing else comes to mind.

1.) At leats I have a mama not two dads and a chemistry set.
2.) Your moms like a postage stamp, I'll lick her stick her and send her away.
3.) Lets get off the subject of mama's cause I just got off yours.
4.) You keep my mom out of this I'll keep this out of your mom.

by Jay November 13, 2003

yo mama

A greeting used on one's mother.

"Yo, Mama!"
"What you say about my mama?"
"I was just saying 'Yo!' to my mama!"

by Arthur November 16, 2003

"yo mama"

meaning: your mother

"yo mama" is on her way home

by Baptiste August 18, 2006

yo mama

yo mama so stupid she went to bed with a ruler to find out how long she slept

yo mama so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side

yo mama so fat she needs to watches one for each time zone

yo mama like a lightswitch any one can turn her on

by godofthunder890 December 21, 2003

Yo Mama Joke Protest

The revolt and protest organized by people who hate or disagree with Yo mama jokes. These uproars of protest and disgust usually come from mothers, and sometimes fathers. Most of the time they are posted via Internet or emailing to sites, but occasionally mobs of moms will get really physical. Here is a prime example of protest: this message left by a working mom on www.joke-pages.com:

"You can kiss my two cakes togetha losers!!! You all dissin me on dis here computer callin me FAT when you da fat asses eating yo krispy kremes and stickin it around yo penis's and dilly do's!!!!
I'm tired of all these yo momma jokes, I mean seriously, what about yo fatha?!?!! I mean I fuckin pissed a fuckin baby, jesus fuckin christ. And you all callin me a fatty cakes!!!"
-From: Yo Motha; 8/24/2004

Thousands of angry mothers were tired of all of the snaps and insults aimed towards them, so they finally began to start fighting back. They organized a Yo mama joke protest that paraded down 5th Street.

by Hugh Jass February 23, 2005