Yogurt Touch

Fixing something by accident when you’re drunk as fuck at work.

It’s fixed because I have the yogurt touch.

I’ve got the yogurt touch!
You know, the yogurt touch?

by Drinkydadjimbo February 1, 2023

Strawberry yogurt

The result of a man ejaculating into a woman’s vagina when she’s on her period and has a yeast infection.

- Hey, since I just raw dogged you on your period, does that mean we made a strawberry milkshake?
- Close! It’s strawberry yogurt cause I got a yeast infection too.
- That’s nasty

by theoxfordcomma October 10, 2018

yogurt niggers

Greek people.

Greeks are yogurt niggers

by AnonDoxy November 16, 2021

Yogurt Trolley

Slang for a males penis

Am going to crash into that lass with my Yogurt Trolley

by Daniel "Potta" C March 6, 2008

yogurt skittles

An absolutely PENG form of skittles. They'll make you wanna marry em, shag em and have skittle babies.

"Ok guys, trying yogurt skittles for the first time, literally; THESE ARE SO F*CKING PENG!

by 'ave a lit'le faiph in me luv October 28, 2019

yogurt rat

A yogurt rat is a species of douchebag. The word originated directly from the latin root of "dumbass". You use this nickname as an insult to call someone stupid and genuinely roast their ass. Have fun. Oh, by the way.... if your name is francisco...... feel targeted by others :)

Person 1: "Hey, did you see Franny today?"
Person 2: "Ugh yeah, he's such a yogurt rat *scoff*."

by ok but your mom March 23, 2019

rope yogurt

Cum, semen, jizz, ejaculate. If the penis was a rope,the yogurt would be the cum.

After a few hours of serving up felatio at the brothel, Sally Ann's belly was maxed out on rope yogurt.

by VaJohnny January 28, 2017