keep your shit up

To keep up the good work, carry on doing what you're doing and don't slack.

GG dude, keep your shit up.

by WeeklyFromYT February 9, 2018

bring your shit

Adaption of Bring it that manages to slip in an insult to the credibility or ferocity of someone's game.

You wanna fight, beeyatch?


Bring your shit over here.

by Gumba Gumba February 27, 2004

off your shit

To be a little fuckoed in the head.

Dude, after I've jammed 10 pencils in your ears, you seemed to be a tad off your shit.

by Jaggo March 22, 2004

Had your shit handed to you

when somebody checks yo ass by telling you something TRUE about yourself that you have been in denial about most of your life, BUT they spit it in such a cold ass way that IT literally chills your shit all the way out, putting you ass on silent mode for the rest of the damn week.

Ray: Quit trying to be something you are not! You are so afraid that people are going to find out who you really are, a marginally average or sometimes below average person. You are NOT even smart! You are NOT the scholar you think you are so you need to be real with yourself for once. Your self-assessment always leaves a lot to be desired!

Kim: Damn....(pure silence with a fucked up look on her face as her stomach turns....sound of crickets)

Ray:Simple Bitch...You just had your shit handed to you by YOUR muthafuckin truth

Kim: (silent and stunned because she just had her shit handed to her and is not sure how to recover from it)

by Unwritten December 12, 2012

get your shit in line

A directive used to tell someone to straighten out their life. The sentence can also be modified to state that the speaker has solved their problems and/or chaos no longer dominates their life, i.e.: "I got my shit in line." The statement is an evolution of the phrase "ducks in a row."

I heard you got so wasted at Anthony's party that you came to on your ex's lawn 7 miles away two days later. Fuck! You'd better get your shit in line before you catch another case.

by Theretheir April 20, 2017

fuck your shit up

(v) Refers to inflicting damage or violence; can be done by ruining a business, venture, stealing one's girlfriend, or in any upsetting or ruining one's life.

"Yeah, you enjoy that fuckin' donut. I'm about to fuck your shit up."

by Lambnesio September 17, 2008

Fuck your shit

A retort used to identify the complete disagreement with someone's statement or opinion. It is not as severe as telling someone "fuck you" but it still carries much of that insult's weight.

Man: Wahhh you only got that engineering job because they're trying to fill a quota for diversity wahhhh (continue whining baby sounds)
Woman: Whatever, fuck your shit. You're just mad you have to step up your engineering game because no one wants your tired ass average self.

by VMars December 14, 2014