Claims all the lost female souls from quiet rural areas in the midlands. Does to them what he pleases and has them begging for more. Only to quietly dismiss them from his layer the next morning. The females then have nowhere to turn but the Winking Frog, in hope to again one day meet the Seal-Yates and again extract the magic they once received from the beast itself.
by Fitueys November 12, 2021
Get the Seal-Yatesmug. Beck Yates
noun
/beck yayts/
A walking red flag wrapped in a mullet and bad decisions. Often described as “6’4 of why,” Beck Yates is the human version of stepping in something wet while wearing socks. He doesn’t walk—he stomps—because subtlety isn’t an option when your feet are built like clown shoes and your nose could cut glass.
Known to communicate in screeches, grunts, and unsolicited comments about your “aura,” Beck somehow radiates both gym bro energy and lost substitute teacher vibes. He’s got the fashion sense of a kid who lost a bet at Tractor Supply Co. and the dietary habits of a raccoon with a protein goal.
Attempts to grow a mustache have been ongoing since the dawn of time, with results best described as “legally invisible.” Has strong opinions about chalk that no one asked for, and carries himself like the main character in a movie no one would watch twice.
If you hear guitar shredding in the distance and catch the faint scent of motor oil and chicken rice, it's already too late. You've entered the Beck Zone™.
noun
/beck yayts/
A walking red flag wrapped in a mullet and bad decisions. Often described as “6’4 of why,” Beck Yates is the human version of stepping in something wet while wearing socks. He doesn’t walk—he stomps—because subtlety isn’t an option when your feet are built like clown shoes and your nose could cut glass.
Known to communicate in screeches, grunts, and unsolicited comments about your “aura,” Beck somehow radiates both gym bro energy and lost substitute teacher vibes. He’s got the fashion sense of a kid who lost a bet at Tractor Supply Co. and the dietary habits of a raccoon with a protein goal.
Attempts to grow a mustache have been ongoing since the dawn of time, with results best described as “legally invisible.” Has strong opinions about chalk that no one asked for, and carries himself like the main character in a movie no one would watch twice.
If you hear guitar shredding in the distance and catch the faint scent of motor oil and chicken rice, it's already too late. You've entered the Beck Zone™.
"Why is that guy flexing his aura in front of the vending machine?"
"Bro… that’s a Beck Yates. Just let him finish and hope he doesn’t start talking about ‘mass gain.’"
"Bro… that’s a Beck Yates. Just let him finish and hope he doesn’t start talking about ‘mass gain.’"
by Tinklydinkus May 7, 2025
Get the Beck Yatesmug. by Whip cream God May 20, 2019
Get the Swole Yatesmug. A ginger who hates his mother and has a crippling nicotine addiction he loves food and hit puberty in the 10th grade he has a android phone with a messed up screen but that doesn’t stop him from Snap chatting his friend tristen Cox’s lover Lexi Starr he is usually made fun of by others and his best friend samuel hines let’s him stay at his house as long as he wants and play his Xbox at any time he works at jacks and hates his co workers he makes fun of dead people and will be a virgin forever
by Kingcrip July 15, 2019
Get the Peyton Yatesmug. Shit hole of a school , Head teacher is a fat fuck I can't lie she is built like a cup cake. All the Science team are calm.
Half the teachers shag sheep and 2 of them are shagging each other
Half the teachers shag sheep and 2 of them are shagging each other
by ActiveGang November 7, 2021
Get the Yate Academymug. What you say to a fellow human to humorously express your gratitude for his favoring you in some way. Usually said regarding a fairly-minor assistance-extending, where exceptionally "proper 'n' dignified" thanks would not usually be expected; it can also be used to lighten da mood if da circumstances surrounding da other person's helping you had been somewhat trying, tedious, exhausting, etc.
Cool dude, #1: Sorry to interrupt ya, Bud, but before you re-mount my tire, could you possibly install a longer valve-stem for my rim, so dat I could more-easily add air when necessary?
Cool dude #2, who's operating da tire-mounting machine: Sure thing, Chief! I get 'em in bulk, too, so I'll only charge ya an extra two-fifty for it.
Cool dude #1: Thanks so much, Man --- I prish-ee-yate it super-greatly!
Cool dude #2, who's operating da tire-mounting machine: Sure thing, Chief! I get 'em in bulk, too, so I'll only charge ya an extra two-fifty for it.
Cool dude #1: Thanks so much, Man --- I prish-ee-yate it super-greatly!
by QuacksO March 25, 2025
Get the I prish-ee-yate itmug. marley he is very strong and hairy , he is a big cock and has no friends ( fake friends) he knows no one likes him but his left toe, he eats hoovers and drinks lots of milk so his bones are big and strong, and he lovess James Charleses make up pallet, aslo he does mad roids and he loves asbestos in his eyes
by bigbumbob November 4, 2021
Get the Marley Yatesmug.