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Wafflestomp queef

The squelch or queef noise one hears when attempting to stomp a stubborn shower turd down the drain.
It’s 2020 mate, I’ve ran out of dunny roll and Aldi catalogs are slicing my arse open! looks like it’s Time for the o’l tub turd or the waffle-stomp! My wafflestomp QUEEFED brah!
by ThePenguinHitsA6 March 28, 2020
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Waffles

The almighty enemy of pancakes. Delicious.
Did somebody say "Waffles?" I'm hungry.
by I LIKE CHEEEZE September 10, 2020
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Sexual Waffles

When two waffles low each other very much and create a baby. Can be used as a random phrase.
"Sexual Waffles," the guy on the bus screamed.
by sheerio1234 May 1, 2016
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saucy waffles

The saucy waffles are a group of people in every school that are inseparable and saucy. They are always together and have an amazing friendship.
Look! Here come the saucy waffles!
by Ang3l1n May 2, 2018
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Sympathy Waffles

Roommate feels sympathy for one or more roommates after he/she engages in vigorous sex which results in keeping entire residence awake. Roommate in question makes waffles for everyone affected.

After escaping a sexless marriage i moved in with a friend. For a while my roommate was being kept awake regularly with the sound of my hookups. one morning after my "friend" left i made homemade waffles with fresh berries, bacon and coffee. She informed me that she expected the sympathy waffles to continue if i was going to continue to keep her awake at night.
If you are going to continue to keep me awake at night, i expect the sympathy waffles to continue!
by Molsonbeaver July 30, 2019
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Belgian Waffles

Waffles from Europe. Usually covered in whipped cream, fruit, and/or large sugar crystals.
Damn, Marty! Those are some good ass Belgian Waffles!
by BeerOlympian August 11, 2021
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teal__waffles

Teal__waffles is teal__waffles… you can use it as “dumb” too.. but.. only do that if you know teal__waffles
If you know teal__waffles: YOU ARE TEAL__WAFFLES!!!
If you don’t know teal__waffles: t-t-teal..__w-waffle-es
by Teal of waffles August 30, 2021
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