Turd Wrinkle

The lines and crevices in ones turd. Truly used for the lowest form of douche bag

This effing turd wrinkle just tried to give me exact change for his olde english and his swisher sweet cigarillo.

by The retail guy January 21, 2011

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wrinkle-picker

A person that is attracted to much older people, similar to the way a chubby chaser goes for "larger" people

"Harry is a wrinkle-picker, he likes to date old men"

by LondonJon January 16, 2009

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A person who is not good enough to be called a pussy; they are only good enough to be compared to one of the folds of skin next to it.

Dino is being a real pussy wrinkle.

by CROD April 27, 2005

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Term to describe someone who is acting like a idiot.

"Bill, you Penis Wrinkle!" or
"Hey! Penis Wrinkle come here"

by Pitbull23 February 21, 2003

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someone who is being a ass, a dick, or a overall rude person

david was being a penis wrinkle to jordan, after she got back with him

by berryj2220 August 08, 2019

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keep it soft... keep it limp... dont get hard and be pokin around anywhere you dont need to be.

yo mike! keep a wrinkle in it this weekend good buddy!!

by wtfitsme September 29, 2006

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A deragatory name. Someone who is old and looks wrinkly like an old penis.

That old fart is a penis wrinkle.
Dammit Steve, don't be a penis wrinkle.

by ~TwiggY~ October 22, 2005

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