Wrinkle Wrangler

A person that's unusually sexually attracted to extremely wrinkly old people

He was called the Wrinkle Wrangler for his sexually driven obsession with old people and their wrinkles.

by Honeybuns February 9, 2017

wrinkle-picker

A person that is attracted to much older people, similar to the way a chubby chaser goes for "larger" people

"Harry is a wrinkle-picker, he likes to date old men"

by LondonJon January 16, 2009

pussy wrinkle

A person who is not good enough to be called a pussy; they are only good enough to be compared to one of the folds of skin next to it.

Dino is being a real pussy wrinkle.

by CROD April 26, 2005

penis wrinkle

Term to describe someone who is acting like a idiot.

"Bill, you Penis Wrinkle!" or
"Hey! Penis Wrinkle come here"

by Pitbull23 February 21, 2003

penis wrinkle

someone who is being a ass, a dick, or a overall rude person

david was being a penis wrinkle to jordan, after she got back with him

by berryj2220 August 7, 2019

keep a wrinkle in it

keep it soft... keep it limp... dont get hard and be pokin around anywhere you dont need to be.

yo mike! keep a wrinkle in it this weekend good buddy!!

by wtfitsme September 29, 2006

Penis Wrinkle

A deragatory name. Someone who is old and looks wrinkly like an old penis.

That old fart is a penis wrinkle.
Dammit Steve, don't be a penis wrinkle.

by ~TwiggY~ October 21, 2005