The most horrible stench to ever touch ones nose.
A smell that would made one seriously think about taking his own life to take a retour away from it.
A smell that would made one seriously think about taking his own life to take a retour away from it.
Example 1: Austin- hehehehe
James- Holy Shit! what is that?!? That smells like asshole wrapped in bacon!
Austin- No that smells like 7 taco bell bean buritos.
Example 2: Austin- *Sprays body spray*
James- Dude. Stop. That smells like asshole wrapped in bacon.
James- Holy Shit! what is that?!? That smells like asshole wrapped in bacon!
Austin- No that smells like 7 taco bell bean buritos.
Example 2: Austin- *Sprays body spray*
James- Dude. Stop. That smells like asshole wrapped in bacon.
by Ehemlin87 March 4, 2009
Get the Asshole wrapped in bacon mug.To have one's erect penis deflate and fall limp while attempting to put on a condom before sexual intercourse. This phenomena can sometimes be attibuted to the de-sensitizing feeling of wearing a condom. Sometimes, a sound similar to a deflating balloon can be heard, but this noise is actually from the flow of air into the the condom's vacuum left by the shrinking penis.
Dude that poor guy was about to lose his virginity to Shrudi but when he tried to put on a condom his penis went flaccid and became a vacuum wrapped sausage.
by soggy banana December 10, 2011
Get the vacuum wrapped sausage mug.When you take such a large dump that it wraps around the inside of the toilet bowl several times. Also known as laying cable.
by wtfnowaykthxbye August 23, 2008
Get the Gift Wrapped mug.When Gio is wrapped in the delicious food known as bacon.
A form of intercourse that gay people use.
GAY BACON <3
A form of intercourse that gay people use.
GAY BACON <3
by gionumber26 January 9, 2012
Get the Gio wrapped in bacon mug.by cloudychan April 22, 2022
Get the You got me wrapped up around your fingers mug.When you and your girl both lay facing each other. She bends and spreads angling her vagina towards you. You lift your legs between hers to enter while she wraps hers around your back
by dickblaster December 28, 2015
Get the gift wrapped mug.it means...1. dude this is so cool...2. What happends when Prefontaine is running in his tighty whities at 2:30 am with a pack of stray grey-eyed wolves through the forest.
by Summers Eve February 28, 2005
Get the blinded by the light...wrapped up like a douche in the runner in the night mug.