Women are an majestic and fascinating species, too complex for us to understand as men. However, we have seemed to gather that most can cook, so we have determined that they are undoubtedly quintessential to humanity's survival, as everyone knows that men cannot cook.
It should be worth noting that while majestic, the woman is also a frightening creature, one that mustn't be taken lightly. She would sooner whip around with a wooden spoon and leave a welt on your leg than listen to a snarky comment. This is especially true in the well-known human bond of "marriage". We have been studying our fellow man, those known as "husbands" to get more information on this phenomenon.
The typical Husband seems to be snarky towards their wife and sometimes dubbing her as inferior, but will most likely retract their statement if the woman were to become irritated. Some men are more resilient, which causes the woman to open one of the drawers in the kitchen. She does this slowly and menacingly, letting the rattling of the silverware drawer be the poor man's last warning. If he persists, the wooden spoon comes out. And god help that poor man. It is also worth nothing that the woman will use use this method in disciplining her children. Terrifying.
So, in summary, what we have determined is that while women are both majestic, beautiful and terrifying, we will never understand them no matter how hard we'll try.
Because the truth of the matter is:
Women are fucking confusing, dude.
It should be worth noting that while majestic, the woman is also a frightening creature, one that mustn't be taken lightly. She would sooner whip around with a wooden spoon and leave a welt on your leg than listen to a snarky comment. This is especially true in the well-known human bond of "marriage". We have been studying our fellow man, those known as "husbands" to get more information on this phenomenon.
The typical Husband seems to be snarky towards their wife and sometimes dubbing her as inferior, but will most likely retract their statement if the woman were to become irritated. Some men are more resilient, which causes the woman to open one of the drawers in the kitchen. She does this slowly and menacingly, letting the rattling of the silverware drawer be the poor man's last warning. If he persists, the wooden spoon comes out. And god help that poor man. It is also worth nothing that the woman will use use this method in disciplining her children. Terrifying.
So, in summary, what we have determined is that while women are both majestic, beautiful and terrifying, we will never understand them no matter how hard we'll try.
Because the truth of the matter is:
Women are fucking confusing, dude.
"Women- can't live with them. Can't live without them." -Desiderius Erasmus, Renaissance humanist, Catholic priest, social critic, teacher, and theologian.
by devin from heaven July 29, 2017
Believe it or not, one of the most intelligent and strong beings on the planet. No, they are not toys. If you actually think of them like that then you have lost all right of being with them or Socializing with them.
They are commonly attracted to men that actually are humble and treat them like real beings, like large cocks, and despise Porn and Sexually suggesting themes.
They are easily offended if you bring up anything Sexual and are not already involved whilst a mutual relationship with them/are unattractive to them.
They are constantly fighting for dominance or pretending to like each other when a attractive male comes along. They do not spit trash and are more nice than you think that they are.
No, I'm not a female, If you've seen one or two of my posts then you will realize I'm far from not, I'm just delivering the most unbiased facts and opinions I can to the Urban Dictionary.
They are commonly attracted to men that actually are humble and treat them like real beings, like large cocks, and despise Porn and Sexually suggesting themes.
They are easily offended if you bring up anything Sexual and are not already involved whilst a mutual relationship with them/are unattractive to them.
They are constantly fighting for dominance or pretending to like each other when a attractive male comes along. They do not spit trash and are more nice than you think that they are.
No, I'm not a female, If you've seen one or two of my posts then you will realize I'm far from not, I'm just delivering the most unbiased facts and opinions I can to the Urban Dictionary.
Woman: "Are you jealous that Women are slightly superior to your?"
DesertedChrome: "Should I be lying or telling the truth?"
Woman: "Telling the truth"
DesertedChrome: "Partially"
DesertedChrome: "Should I be lying or telling the truth?"
Woman: "Telling the truth"
DesertedChrome: "Partially"
by ArtificialPenguins February 26, 2012
How men treat them is incredibly well in exchange for nothing a getting nothing in return and get mocked with doing it.
If that's homophobia then sign me up. If I was a woman then "how men treat me" would be better than I'm currently treated by men or women. Maybe I'd stand in front of a camera and sponge up some free money for having tits. Maybe I'd fuck whoever I want. Maybe I just would get a job and shack up in someone else's life and make them support me. Or maybe I hang out with old guys in exchange for free money.
by Hym Iam October 24, 2020
The reason for communism.
by mrhighscore October 27, 2007
Jennifer dumped me for a guy with no job, no car, a ton of STD's, and he was locked up once for attempted rape of a drunk girl. What is wrong with women these days.
by 700stg March 08, 2007
Honestly, they are just the opposite gender to men. Nothing more, nothing less. All this bullshit about what a woman is or isn't is ALL purely opinionated. All that can be said is that men and women have some differing physical qualities, but honestly, those things are not even that important in a world where you can blow up half of France with the push of a button, yeah? So enough with all this back and forth bantering about who's being sexist and who isn't. FYI, the top definition for women on this site may not be exactly sexist, but it is horribly biased and suffers from the same sort of one sidedness that it claims it is trying to prevent. Yes, women are more than just walking sex toys but at the same time they can be just as cruel, unforgiving and shitty as men. There ARE as many cunt women as there are cunt men. If you post definitions that are essentially "women are angelic and pure and men are dicks", you are either a bitter woman or a pussy whipped man who needs to grow a spine and learn how to attract women without kissing their asses (which can be as dirty or more dirty than a man's ass).
The fact of the matter is, both women and men get an equal share of gripe in society. Women might not be viewed as overall as good as men from a physical, professional, or sometimes mental point of view, but on the same token, men are expected to always be "manly" and show as little intimate emotion as possible and fight all the time and protect the countries we're from and not be afraid of anything. Whereas women who are "strong" (traditionally a male quality) are praised, and so are women who are "dainty and cute" (a female quality). Men who are "dainty and cute" are viewed as faggots, (to be blunt) however.
Women are the opposite of men. That's really all there is to it. If you think they deserve special treatment, or you are a woman and you think you do, you are a sexist. Simple as that, really. A gentleman acts chivalrous to all, regardless of gender. If you know a man who only acts chivalrous to women, and you think he is a "gentleman", you are wrong. He's just an asshole who knows how to get laid.
Women are the opposite of men. That's really all there is to it. If you think they deserve special treatment, or you are a woman and you think you do, you are a sexist. Simple as that, really. A gentleman acts chivalrous to all, regardless of gender. If you know a man who only acts chivalrous to women, and you think he is a "gentleman", you are wrong. He's just an asshole who knows how to get laid.
by OLPZach April 08, 2014
women are people who can cuase great pain in a man or can cuase great love in a person and sometimes the best thing to do in life is find one that youwant to spend the rest of your life with and never let her go, hold on to her for the rest of your life and be happy
by arroy84 August 18, 2009