A lie, an untruth, a tall tale, a big story usually about meaningless shit, stories often contain somalians, exes, candy apple red rx3, anything brazillian, and portofino boys.
Ackaz guess whos texted mes the other dayz it was a quinnz she was a keenz for me againz but i tellz her to fuckz offz cos shes part brazillian and i wasnt keenz, i just dont have the same sex drive as the other guys. - what a sam wilson
by Satchy August 31, 2008
1. (noun)when the front of one's underwear is situated or pulled uncomfortably high; a frontal wedgie
by Billingsley le Carte October 21, 2006
When a guy cheats on you with your own "friend" and the situation gets ugly, usually ending in a cat fight and his car getting tamponed.
I've been Wilsoned again. I cant believe you Wilsoned me. Maybe she has self esteem issues because she's been Wilsoned before.
by CrazyClub October 14, 2011
At the speed of a Wilson brother.
Usually Owen, who is speed himself.
Sonic the Hedgehog thinks that he is speed, that he is sonic or supersonic, but Lightning McQueen is driven by Owen Wilson.
Usually Owen, who is speed himself.
Sonic the Hedgehog thinks that he is speed, that he is sonic or supersonic, but Lightning McQueen is driven by Owen Wilson.
by Kachilson The Wilson October 25, 2023
by just.the.facts May 02, 2019
by Marf the darf June 11, 2019