Wilf

Short for “Witch I’d like (to) fuck.”

“Tbh Sarah Sanderson is a wilf”

by a.slut.for.arson July 23, 2022

Wilf

A bit of a wilf = A bit of a wolly. A strange one.

A wilfy woofter.

See that fella over there wearing those bent old trousers, he's a bit of a wilf.
He's a right Wilfred 😂

by Wilf / Wilfred July 5, 2022

wilf

woman i like to fuck

(guys this is a joke please)

she's a wilf, definintely.

by nebcla February 19, 2022

Alexis Wilf

Alexis is a stunning girl who will steal your heart at first glance. She makes you happy just looking at herm her smile instantly brightens your day up. Her eyes are beautiful like the stars at night. Everything about her is amazing. You don't want to let her go. She is amazing person with the best personality you could ask for. Everything is perfect about her down from her toes up to her head. She is the best thing that can happen to you in your life and you don't want to lose that. You know who you are. You are worth the world to me.

Alexis Wilf is literally the perfect woman any man can ask for.

by GlobFrank February 22, 2022

Wilf

A fart that becomes chunky over time ; in between a fart and shitting your pants.

Person 1: "Did you Wilf again?"

Person 2: "Yea...I better go change..."

by RiceIsGoneIdk February 24, 2022