Wilf

Short for “Witch I’d like (to) fuck.”

“Tbh Sarah Sanderson is a wilf”

by a.slut.for.arson July 23, 2022

wilf

a boy that is extremely handsome and has a peng whale cock and a really hot girlfriend that he pleases every night

he is extremely respected and good looking;)

wilf is so hot with his peng massive whale cock

by wilf_kennyshlat June 2, 2022

Wilf

A fart that becomes chunky over time ; in between a fart and shitting your pants.

Person 1: "Did you Wilf again?"

Person 2: "Yea...I better go change..."

by RiceIsGoneIdk February 24, 2022

Wilf

Women you’d like to fuck, younger than 30.

Becky’s a total wilf.

No she’s 20, she’s a wilf bro.

by Dohaer May 16, 2018

dirty wilf

The act of a small white midget lynching a black man who has a 10 inch dick and using him as his sex toy only to realise it was a strap on and realise black people don’t have big dicks naturally. He proceeds to use the strap on and convince the world that white peoples have big dicks and should anal themselves with their pet cow with a strap on on top of the horns

I did a dirty wilf yesterday and revolutionised the world

by Highlebede December 13, 2024