Casting A Wide Net

Sending the same generic sexually suggestive text message to multiple women at once. Aforementioned women are generally of questionable morals.

Drunk Male by way of text: "Yoo, whats up sexy?"
Female Reponder by way of text "Casting a wide net are we? how many other women were copied on this text?"

by ThurSluttyWayz April 25, 2010

wide on

The female equivalent to a male hard on. The woman's vagina swells up until it resembles a tazered, twitching piece of liver, and the man can enjoy a snug, responsive ride, much like a European Sports car that looks like the organ of a cow.

In due time, she had achieved a wide on. Fortunately Bert was finished before his ass cheeks collapsed.

by Pantaloon January 14, 2008

widescreen

An aspect ratio wider than 1:33:1 (4:3). Some people think that regular TV is "square," when it is actually 4:3. Most movies are shown in either 1.78:1 (16:9), 1.85:1, or 2.35:1. TV shows are usually shown in 1:33:1, but some are shown in 1.78:1, such as The Sopranos and ER. If the aspect ratio of the content you are watching is wider than your TV, the picture is letterboxed. Many people don't like widescreen because they think that you don't see the entire picture, which is not true. If they had a 16:9 TV or were watching it in a movie theater, they would not think so. Those people will buy the "full screen" pan & scan versions of DVDs, which actually cut off 40% of the picture.

Widescreen DVDs are better than pan & scan because you see the whole picture.

by Gangstre April 4, 2005

wide deceiver

While engaging in doggy-style intercourse, the male tells his partner he is about to cum, but instead spits on her back. She, thinking her partner is finished, roles over to find a hard cock in her face shooting cum in her eyes and/or hair.

My chick lost vision in her right eye after I gave her a wicked wide deceiver.

by Devinstation March 12, 2008

Wieder

An action performed while blackout drunk.

Jonah totally wiedered all over those chicken tenders before wiedering his pants while standing up. Finally, we found him wiedered out on some girl's dirty laundry.

by theSwooper January 27, 2010

Widen the gay

The phrase 'widen the gay' originated by stays (fans of stray kids) during Kingdom voting as a typo for 'widen the gap'. It was quickly adopted because stays are clowns and gay so it fits ~

VOTE ON MAMA AND WIDEN THE GAY STAYS!!

by lilacdragon November 15, 2022

Animals Close Up With a Wide Angle Lens

A show with animals such as cats and dogs sniffing the wide angle lens close up.

The show is called animals close up with a wide angle lens.

by yizee January 5, 2011