Whomping the willow

jacking off

Harry:Ron my god Hermoine looked sexy tonight.

Ron:Yeah I know I am going to be whomping the willow

by K-man 45322 May 4, 2009

body whomping

Localized southern California term for body surfing at a beach with an extreme beach break. Any failure to pull out of the wave can result in being thrown into less than 2 inches of water, potentially resulting in injury...like a broken collar bone or neck.

Dude, let's go body whomping at Marine Street.

Aren't you a little old for Marine Street? Let's go to Sea Lane.

by JaySG May 14, 2008

whomping willow

The god damn tree in harry potter that tends to eat anything that comes within a 2 mile radius of it.

Look a car! I think I'll eat it!!1

by Brett April 26, 2005

Whomps 8

The first milestone in super mario 64speedrunning and a nerdy word for Déjà vu. Well known in Clint

Bob: Yo, have we been here before?
Salem: Nah bro we’ve never been here.
Bob: I feel like we’ve been. This is a real Whomps 8 moment.

by Goredon January 1, 2019

whomp biscuit

Refridgerated, canned biscuits. After you peel a little bit of the label off, you whomp them on the countertop edge to pop the container open. Hence Whomp Biscuits.

Honey can you cook some whomp biscuits for breakfast? Sure! What brand?

Pillsbury makes the best whomp biscuits in the world.

by miltonbuck April 28, 2014

clam whomp

the act of putting one's vagina on anothers face

You better stop or i might have to clam whomp you.

by LFay November 16, 2005

Molly Whomp

To slap another in the face with one's penis.

...I'm serious, that's what it means!

If that hoe doesn't shut up I'm so gonna Molly whomp her.

by MACHone Inc. June 4, 2005