A man who sweats when a girl talks to him and when the certain girl leaves chat because someone else made fun of her, then the "Soy-roid White Knight" would proceed to tag the girl in chat and tell her to not listen to that dirtbag and that he'll wash her boyfriend's laundry to make her feel better.
by MysteryBoye April 22, 2020
Get the Soy-roid White Knight mug.Internet White Knight also known as White Knight's, are individual's whom are usually quick to defend those which are assumed to be female. White Knights have expectations that some brownie points will be earned for defending women on the internet. Internet White Knights are notable on most online video games and are often easily to spot after trolling females.
Internet White knights never get laid, nude pictures, phone numbers, or any type of reward when saving the damsel in distress.
Internet White knights never get laid, nude pictures, phone numbers, or any type of reward when saving the damsel in distress.
BoBtheTaco: Hey John watch this.
PornTrooper: Okay.
BoBtheTaco: Hey elizabeth2010 isn't your call of duty to the
kitchen?
XxEm0Soldier420xX: Hey leave her alone you fat ugly nerd.
BoBtheTaco: saving her won't get you in her pants Internet White Knight.
PornTrooper: Okay.
BoBtheTaco: Hey elizabeth2010 isn't your call of duty to the
kitchen?
XxEm0Soldier420xX: Hey leave her alone you fat ugly nerd.
BoBtheTaco: saving her won't get you in her pants Internet White Knight.
by FloodedFloors September 21, 2010
Get the Internet White knight mug.The fathers of your one and only lord and savior, Mr. Wobble; who is known for his womps, wubs, and wonks alike, and is frequently sought after by women due to his irresistible orange jumpsuit and bodacious bass bod. Ganja white knight is responsible for the creation of Mr.Wobble, or god, and thus are the single most important dubstep group to exist in the entire universe.
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by Gypsystar03 April 15, 2023
Get the ganja white knight mug.Simp, Soy Boi, White Knight. A collective and derogatory term for males (not men) who believe in "patriarchy" have T-shirts that say "This is what a feminist looks like", are the emotional tampon and ultimate friend-zone bench-warmer for any girl who rates over a 5 in attractiveness. These males will always come to the rescue of a physically attractive female regardless of how bad her behaviour is toward other people or him. The SSW thinks he can attract women by being "vulnerable, emotional, and kind". The SSW is the complete opposite of an Alpha male and is secretly detested by every woman.
SSW (Simp, Soy Boi, White Knight)
Damn dude, this forum is filled with SSW's who think they can get laid by defending every chick who is cheating on her boyfriend. Fucking pathetic.
Damn dude, this forum is filled with SSW's who think they can get laid by defending every chick who is cheating on her boyfriend. Fucking pathetic.
by VomitComit May 20, 2020
Get the SSW (Simp, Soy Boi, White Knight) mug.an overfed basement dweller that knows more about pokemons than women, yet systematically acts as a shield against basic macho insults, in order to get the graces of the maiden in need of rescue. A prick that thinks women need his help. The neglected beggars of the internet. The bottom of the barrel when it comes to founding a family, the last guys a woman would ever fuck.
-all the thumbs down for this gorgeous, beautiful female bassplayer are just jealous assholes : -your average e-white knight
by Spyan March 5, 2022
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John - A black man raped and then killed three minor young white girls execution style.
Jane - I'd say death penality is the most inhumane and barbaric punishment a human can impose on other.
John - Are you fucking kidding me? You bitch! You fucking white liberal knight!
Jane - I'd say death penality is the most inhumane and barbaric punishment a human can impose on other.
John - Are you fucking kidding me? You bitch! You fucking white liberal knight!
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