mannish assy whiff

The distinct and pungent male anal/butt scent.
Aaron: "Good morning beautiful, can I have some head?"
Emma: "I would sweets, but your mannish assy whiff is making me gag. It's stunk out the whole bed."
by facadie September 15, 2007
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uncle-ish stress-whiff

The bitter smell of uncles' stress, often wafting around at family barbecues or functions.
"Don't open wordpad on the computer, it might catch a virus," said Fig's stressed unc.
"I think you may be emitting some uncle-ish stress-whiff, as my nostils are now dysfunctional, presumably as a result," replied Fig.
by facadie September 15, 2007
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manly back-hole whiff

The filthy wafting odour issuing from a gentleman's unwashed sphincter.
Emma: My house has the strangest fragrance ...
Aaron: No fear babe, 'tis my manly back-hole whiff.
by facadie September 15, 2007
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noaplays whiff

A whiff of any type so significant that everyone watching will start having an eyebleed. It´s such a massive whiff that 50% of players delete the videogame after a "noaplays whiff". The "noaplays whiff" originates from a game of Valorant, where the legend NoaPlays sprayed and prayed without a single bullet hitting. Related to "Roza Ult".
thats a noaplays whiff, i want to kill myself after seeing a whiff like that.
by orjanplayz February 29, 2024
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no whiffs, brands, or butts

Humorous parody-phrase to mean "no puffin', please!"
Alternative phrases for da "no whiffs, brands, or butts" saying could be either, "no sniffs i.e., what nasally-offended people would frowningly do when they "whiff" the offensive/irritating smell of a cigarette's being puffed, blands instead of "brands" --- as in Marlboros or Winstons --- this word would refer to "lights", as in, non-full-flavor cancer-sticks, or butts", or "no odifs i.e., actions that are odiferous, wands i.e., long tubular objects, or butts".
by QuacksO November 27, 2021
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whiff

a whiff is a smelly welly thing that can smell really smelly like a belly whiff nugget
man that boy has a stanky whiff nugget in his butt
by that guy u love and hate June 01, 2020
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