Wheeler Dealer

A paraplegic drug dealer

I'm gonna go get some weed from my wheeler dealer

by NotRoseMcGowan April 23, 2015

Square Wheeler

1.) One whos ancestors furtively attempted to make a square wheel roll.
2.) Often a comment on the evolutionary stature of an individual.

He flips the breaker to turn off the lamp. He is a square wheeler.

by John Daughtrey February 25, 2004

Ted Wheeler

Ted Wheeler (45 y/o) is a character in Stranger Things, a Netflix original series. Ted is played by Joe Chrest.

Family:
Son- Mike Wheeler (13 y/o)
Daughter- Nancy Wheeler (17 y/o)
Daughter- Holly Wheeler (4 y/o)
Wife- Karen Wheeler (Late 30's)

Ted enjoys Chicken. Ted lives in Hawkin's, Indiana. Ted has brown hair and brown eyes.

"I hope you're enjoying your chicken Ted." -Karen
"What'd I do?!" -Ted Wheeler

by Mileven23 December 27, 2017

Mike Wheeler

Someone who was rude to Stranger Things’ own bby boy Will

“Oh my gosh did you see what Karen did to Tom?!”
“She totally did a Mike Wheeler”

by Byler Warrior June 29, 2019

Wheeler

The act of receiving sex in the oral fashion while the male counterpart is confined to a wheelchair.

Mikey totally got a wheeler from Katie last night.

by Dr. Mantis Tobbogan November 17, 2013

Peter Weller

Actor born in 1945 who played Buckaroo Banzai and RoboCop and also made a recent put-in to a 2006 Sonic the Hedgehog game as Miles "Tails" Prower the fox. Known to be a badass and is THE badass, Weller is the final say in a word fight.

Yes, he can beat up Chuck Norris.

Prepare to be Wellered. (Best to be used in a card game)

Meh........I think I'll go call my buddy Peter Weller to whoop on your ass.

Oh god don't make me go Weller on you.

by Peter Weller is the Shit June 18, 2006

The Wellerman

An absolute banger of a sea shanty

Hey bro you listened to The Wellerman yet? Hell yeah I have.

by Laggy1505 February 14, 2021