Tagging Whales

The act of having sex with fat chicks.
Contrary to rule number one.

Joe was so drunk this weekend that he didn't remember tagging whales.

by Joe the Clown Hater October 13, 2009

land whale

An extremely obese woman. More commonly known as a BIG BITCH. Often seen cruising buffet lines or getting smashed by guys who are hard up for some pussy. Much like a real whale, there is a lot of blubber and they secrete grease and oil. They often smell like stale fish although they rarely go in the water.

Hey man, did you see that land whale Mike was messin' with? I told him to watch out, now he went and fucked up and got that bitch pregnant. That's messed up.

by 210 Playa April 15, 2010

Whale

A gambler who has the capacity to win and lose large sums of money in a casino.

Knowing their potential windfall, the casino caters to their whales.

by A-nony August 14, 2012

sewer whale

A peice excrement so large that after the flush the tail is still visible in the shitter.

Dude, after all the booze and early morning waffles i dropped a sewer whale. The plumber should be here any minute. Call the EPA...

by Asa Guy May 15, 2007

doom whale

A fat goth chick. Doom referencing the morbid outlook that they have on life, and whale referencing the obvious size of them.

"Jesus, would you look at that doom whale in the latex dress? How does that thing not bust?"

by the-wanderer October 16, 2006

Fez Marie Whatley

Co host of Ron Bennington on the ron and fez show.
Fez is in fact, not gay and he has a fiancee in ontario falls canada thank you very much.

Listen to his fezatorials and his "catty moments with fez."
His catchphrase is probably Rude and rude!

by FlyEvolution January 6, 2005

whale gilligan

someone who cannot control there natural urges to suck penis and someone who cant take the cold hard truth but will happily take dick

whale gilligan formaly known as tom

by D.O.4.H August 31, 2016