Quaker Weekend

For the weekend, having Sunday and Monday off instead of Saturday and Sunday.

Employee:When do I have off?
Boss:Sunday and Monday. Enjoy your Quaker weekend.

by imahairyperson May 11, 2010

Weekday Sober Ass

1. Hooking up with someone sober on a weekday (rather than weekend).
2. Criteria that automatically qualifies someone as a girlfriend or boyfriend.

Tony: That girl from the gym came over to my place last night to watch a movie, and we hooked up.
Jack: On a Tuesday? I didn't know she was your girlfriend.
Tony: No way, dude! She's not my girlfriend.
Jack: You got weekday sober ass. That's a girlfriend.

by groybiv December 9, 2009

weekday combo

The act of masturbating and promptly falling asleep for an inconveniently long amount of time. Usually, but not exclusively performed during the week after business hours. A typical weekday combo will ruin your schedule and leave you feeling gross and unemployed.

Person 1: Hey man how's your research project going? My group made a lot of progress last night!
Person 2: Dude I fucked up... totally hit it with the weekday combo and missed the meeting. I've been asleep for 4 hours.

by *RATM* Mad Boy May 31, 2016

slumber weekend

a table for two slumber party which lasts all weekend long, or multiple days in a row. usually involves staying in bed the entire time, eating take-out or watching movies between bone sessions. mostly occurs when one night together feels so great that you just don't want it to end.

1. i remember that dude, we had a slumber weekend once. it was awesome.
2. we don't go out much, my girlfriend and i have slumber weekends constantly.

by leie May 31, 2009

Ipod Weekend

A weekend spent alone with the sole function of uploading all of your CDs onto Itunes so that you can listen to them on your Ipod.

What did you do last weekend?

Was an Ipod weekend so didn´t get out at all.

by GeekFreek2010 February 3, 2010

Stoner weekend

Stoner weekend is usually done by high school and college students and involves 2-3 days of waking up at 11:30 and the smoking of marijuana,while texting and or watching television (usually mtv)

dude finals are over im ready for a Stoner weekend!!!

by lagosvibes January 25, 2011

BOTPS Weekend

The weekend right after a major term paper is due, thus the name BOTPS (Blow off term paper steam). This weekend is always so hype due to the build-up of steam from a large assignment. Positive Vibes Only.

Dude I just finished my paper on The Battle of Stalingrad, it sucked but BOTPS weekend is gonna be insane.

by miketurz February 20, 2019