Weave snatchery

The form of aggressively snatching someone’s weave leaving them weave-less.

*jessica aggressively snatches Linda’s weave* DANM THAT WAS SOME WEAVE SNATCHERY RIGHT THERE!!

by TeAAaaaAaA September 1, 2018

Dick weaving

The act of 3 or more men using their dicks to create a basket like weave with there dicks .

Saw 7 men dick weaving at the pride parade god that was gay

by 27 scaffolder November 28, 2018

weave issue

1. a hysterical fit; a conniption
2. a pretty big issue

1. I had such a weave issue when I saw those shoes on sale at Payless.
2. Did you know there are 360 calories in this SlimFast shake? That's a weave issue, if you ask me.

by Jens Lekman October 16, 2008

Weave Nation

If someone is Weave Nation this means he is a dodging expert. Throw him stuff, most of the time he will dodge left and right everything.

Goku goes and Broly had to show why he was a part of Weave Nation, started dodging all of (Goku's) attacks.

by Enkoom September 3, 2023

weave monster

n. A female with a busted hair weave. To have to much hair weave in one's head.

Did you see that weave monster in the beauty shop?

by Kinnycakes May 22, 2008

bobbing and weaving

(Gerundial noun phrase). Literally, a series of movements executed in the sport of boxing in which one participant dodges and parries his opponent's punches by moving quickly back and forth, and up and down, so as not to present a stable target. Used figuratively to describe behavior that is less than straightforward, esp. in dealings with others.

Niggaz be bobbing and weaving and shit, I ain't feelin' that, y'all need to come correct.

by D'ebree October 15, 2010

D-Weave

Sudden disappearance to engage in questionable activities.

After breakfast Matt D-weaved into the casino leaving me to pay for his meal.

by TheAkronHammer November 6, 2011