wazzed

Pissed, drunk, High, Completely off your head, crazy,dizzy

I got wazzed sniffing charlie off a pair of knockers

by bignutzac May 23, 2011

wazzah

what's up. popularized by the busch commercial in which people screamed wazzah at each other comically over the phone

Person 1: "Yo! Where's Dookie?"
Person 2: "Yo, Dookie!"
Dookie: "Yo."
Person 1: "Wazzah!!!!!!!"
Dookie: "Wazzah."

by kundayimuskwethebballgod69 February 6, 2019

Wazzock

Pat Says it

(BBC Ghosts)

You Wazzock

by ShortGayBitch September 3, 2021

Wazzok

pat says it

"This charlatan, this cad, this wazzok!"

by sonjaislame September 21, 2021

Bearded Wazzy

The act of tearing out someone's pubic hair at the exact moment of climax, soaking it in said climax, and then placing it on their face - the fluids acting as an adhesive.

Man, I had sex with this chick who had a bush from the effing nineties... sooo I gave her a Bearded Wazzy.

by GKBDB January 12, 2010

never-wazzer

A thing or being who never had a chance to succeed. A failure from start to finish.

On top of that, I am a never-wazzer on all technical matters.

Perhaps I might comment - "Better a has been than a never wazzer....!!!"

Hewitt has proved that a "never wazzer" can be compelled to accomplish...

by bluejeanne April 29, 2010

Wazzcocked

to be intoxicated or inebriated due to excessive drink or drugs, to be wasted, pissed, hammered, bolloxed, twatted

UK slang

I was totally wazzcocked last night

Sorry mum I'm a bit wazzcocked...

Let's go on the wazzcock this weekend.

He/she is a real wazzcocker!

by Hanwhoop January 1, 2009