jessica patterson

Is the sh*t

In describing jessica the assassin patterson. Jessica Patterson is the sh*t

by Buster17171717 December 19, 2016

Will Patterson

A very unpopular gay-rights advocate in the 1930's. His story is mystery. The only part of his story recorded was his downfall, and his death, found in an old newspaper article. In order for his speeches to get out, he had faked his sexuality, claiming to be straight. This tactic had worked, until an unnamed man spotted him kissing with another man. He then lost attention, was harassed and eventually pushed to suicide in at an unknown date, sometime in the 1930's.

People in the 1930's hated Will Patterson after they found he was gay.

by MySocialStudiesClass599 May 28, 2019

wattson

A nigga with horrible breath, like damn man you need a tick tac

Damn wattson can you help me solve the mystery of the phantom stink?

by hat wizzerd November 5, 2014

batterson

A statement of poverty, delaperdation and cheapness.

That ketchup is batterson (not Heinz), look at him he is such a batterson, that is beyond Pov speck it's batterson.

by Coonsting April 20, 2017

wanderson

A complex and absurd story started in an internet forum as a practical joke. The story usually contains references to warm bodily fluids.

Don't believe that shit, it's just a load of wanderson.

by Alex Impoppi October 15, 2003

Patterson

To block the cock of another man from getting inside or near another womans vagina. Sometimes also associated with with the word cock block.

Dude, I was trying to get some with Tanya last night but some douche pulled a Patterson on me.

by O.G K February 28, 2008

patterson lakes

where the cool kids live aka patto

also where they film kath and kim

'shes a bit of a snob, she must live in patterson lakes'

by babelovessex March 19, 2009