Me: Matt, can you get a cake for Paula's birthday for tomorrow?
Matt: Sure, no problem, leave it with me.
The morning of the birthday, WhatsApp from Matt:
Matt: I'm sorry, I totally forgot about the cake, can you sort something out?
Me: YOU ABSOLUTE WASTEMAN!
Matt: Sure, no problem, leave it with me.
The morning of the birthday, WhatsApp from Matt:
Matt: I'm sorry, I totally forgot about the cake, can you sort something out?
Me: YOU ABSOLUTE WASTEMAN!
by Monsoon Miah August 16, 2018
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Get the wasteman mug.(Noun) The actions that are a result of referring to ones' phallus as a candy stick.
(Verb) Feeling a total lack of shame during the aftermath of a mid-day high school fecal accident in the pants.
(Verb) Feeling a total lack of shame during the aftermath of a mid-day high school fecal accident in the pants.
(Noun) Mikey was astonished when he had to come face to face with the wassel and started to realize that calling his penis a "candy stick" was something that he shouldn't of done.
(Verb) Mike was proudly wasseling when he gleefully announced to several of his classmates that he had crapped his pants and that the feces were still in them.
(Verb) Mike was proudly wasseling when he gleefully announced to several of his classmates that he had crapped his pants and that the feces were still in them.
by Roy Benum April 10, 2008
Get the wassel mug.1.) (Verb)To screw a girl in the rectal cavity while she performs fellatio on a member of the canine species.
2.) (adj.)Sulky and trashy looking with tendencies of pedophilia.
2.) (adj.)Sulky and trashy looking with tendencies of pedophilia.
1.) (Noun) Jenny screamed and spit out dog semen as Mike Wasseled her ass.
2.) (adj.) The tenth grader crapped his pants in school and everyone knew right away that this long haired goon was rather wassel looking.
2.) (adj.) The tenth grader crapped his pants in school and everyone knew right away that this long haired goon was rather wassel looking.
by Escargo May 21, 2003
Get the Wassel mug.Mike wasseled by insisting that he was the founder of the free frontier and that he invented the wheel.
by E. Wilkop February 24, 2004
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Guy named Robert, his girlfriend needs to end it asap, she can do better. He needs to get his life sorted, can’t keep fucking over his girlfriend. Has no life goals and nothing to work towards.
by Ganggganggexposing December 10, 2017
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