When you hear the chanting “Chlom, Chlom, Chlom, Chlom” RUN! This is the chant of the demonic Chlom cult. If you don’t own a dog they might burn down your house. Be careful and be aware, take the proper precautions for this growing demonic cult.
by Aaron and Ethan January 13, 2020
These are facial tissues that are differently colored from the box's primary supply. They are located towards the end of the tissue box's lifespan. These serve as a warning to all users that the box's supply will soon run out and that it's time to purchase a new box of tissues.
"Dude, the next tissue isn't the same color!"
"Yeah, that's the warning tissue, you better get a new box! This one's almost out."
"Yeah, that's the warning tissue, you better get a new box! This one's almost out."
by AnotherAlternativeAnonymous May 08, 2012
A courtesy notification given to the person on the other end of a telephone conversation alerting them to the fact that they are on speakerphone. This is done to prevent unintentionally offending someone within earshot of the speaker. Speakerphone warnings are especially tactful if someone that applies to one or more following traits may overhear the conversation: a minority, obese, a woman, management, your wife, an overly religious person, or a cop.
Bella: "Hello?"
Antonio: "Hey it's Tony, you're on speakerphone just so you know. My boss, Ernie, is in the office with me."
Bella: "Thanks for the speakerphone warning. Hi Ernie!"
Antonio: "Hey it's Tony, you're on speakerphone just so you know. My boss, Ernie, is in the office with me."
Bella: "Thanks for the speakerphone warning. Hi Ernie!"
by Boozy Springer March 17, 2013
by sweet_thang April 30, 2012
A cop-out that social justice warriors use to make it seem like they're accomodating people with PTSD. Trigger warnings are usually posted at the content's header in order to keep from acknowledging that PTSD episodes do not stop for anything so long as the "triggering" content is still there and thus avoid responsible conversations about trauma.
"That article about rape made me feel terrible all day. I'm having a hard time putting my life back together."
"But I put in a trigger warning!"
"But I put in a trigger warning!"
by Magicalspecialsn0wflakedemisex February 20, 2016
I competition--usually between two friends--to warn then to 100% on AIM. The key to warning wars is being fast with your mouse and having several different screen names from which to warn your victim. For, if you're warned to 100%, you can't send IMs quickly.
by Forturne Cokie August 30, 2004
Like seriously, trigger warnings/words are fucking retarded, just because you saw a post or video that "triggered" you doesn't mean you have to throw a shit-fit. The world doesn't revolve around you and YOUR triggers are YOUR own problems, most people don't give a shit what trivial thing upsets you. If you don't like what you see on the internet then get the fuck off and grow up.
by Fentnite4823 July 16, 2023