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t'wired

Being equal parts tired and wired
I'm so T'WIRED! i wish I could fall asleep.
by anonymous January 4, 2021
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T'Wired

Context: Usually in the case of someone on some of that good whoop chicken icey skante, on day 3, still goin at ludacris speed.

Definition: When you're really exhausted (tired) but yet are still spun like a beyblade and can't sleep (wired).
Random zoom user: Dude, im like super tired, but I just redosed like 2 seconds from now.
Other twackadelian: Dude you're T'Wired as fuck.
by RockinRobbie January 3, 2022
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Cross-wired Freak

An insult in the BIONICLE universe. This insult applies to all biomechanical beings (or mechanical beings who have a consciousness). It refers to the process of wires being connected incorrectly in the brain of the person being insulted.
"You cross-wired freak! Who let a matoran like you be on the kolhii team?"
by fishingrodfrenzy777 February 21, 2024
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wipedoubt

The feeling of uncertainty that arises when you realize that you may not have cleaned your backside properly.
Man #1: "I need to jump back in the shower. I'm feeling a little wipedoubt..."

Man #2: "Rough night last night?"

Man #1: "No. Cheap toilet paper and not enough time."

Man #2: "Huh?"
by BChil September 14, 2012
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No 8 wire

New Zealand term for "we used our ingenuity to fix it".

(The origin of this expression could be found on New Zealand sheep and dairy farms when farmers used to build and repair their own fences using No 8 gauge wire. They had so much of this wire they used it to fix almost anything. Cars, tractors, haybailers, etc. - anything that still worked was often held together with this No 8 wire.

Now days everything in NZ is measured in the metric SI system - the same wire measures at 3.26 mm! Who's going to say "use some 3.26....", however the expression has stuck with the older generations in New Zealand).
Nobody knew how to fix the washing machine. In the end Tom used some No 8 wire. That fixed it.

When I get stuck on a problem I always say to use a bit of No 8 wire.
by kiwislang December 12, 2009
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crack wire

when your so desperate to get high but don’t have a battery for your dab pen so you have to cut apart an android wire and get all scientific on that shit just to get high.
yo i was so desperate to use my cart last night i had to pull out my old crack wire from high school
by gigigirl123 January 11, 2021
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Wireless willy

Before I cum I'm gonna give you the biggest wireless willy.
by Mufasa De Leon January 5, 2021
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