Woodford What Ifs

when you wonder if something else happened

Rodrigo: Woodford What ifs, alfonsoblankshot never happend

jake: 12v1! 12v1!!!

Milo: Gua Gua

adam: Nobody likes me anymore

by Nuksoocow November 29, 2024

Whatiflikeyeah

A combination of words that piss off English teachers and professors; the ultimate grammar no-no word

Student: Whatiflikeyeah, Mr. Smith
English Teacher: What vulgarity! you have just earned yorself a detention, young sir!

by DanMonkfish December 5, 2009

whatifalthist

A youtuber specializing in geopolitical videos. Famous for predicting thicc Turkey

Whatifalthist: By 2023, Turkey will have world domination

by Joe Mama 696969696969696969 July 9, 2022

Whatifor

Walk into a room and think "what the fuck did i come in here for"

Shit, whatifor. Now I gotta go back to where i was to remember.

by VEER MORTAL June 30, 2011

Whatificate

to ponder or pontificate the "what ifs" that may eventually become reality. Adv. whatification

the sales manager would whatificate ad nauseum about the future of the company.

by Anrgrynorsk October 21, 2011

whatifski

Any lanky, tall, boney, humanoid creature. Usually pale but not always. The rake is an example of a whatifski, so is the images that pop up when you search "Russian sleeping experiment". Whatifski can also be used synonymously with skinwalker.

I saw a whatifski outside of my tent.

by whatifski mayne June 5, 2019

Whatifalthist syndrome

Whatifalthist syndrome is when one uses the past as a way to predict the future. You can't use the past as a way to predict the future as you have to look at the context surrounding an event to understand why it happened. The name comes from the youtuber, Whatifalthist, who frequently uses the past in predicting the future.

He has a severe case of Whatifalthist syndrome

by Giga Chad Eugene of Savoy April 16, 2023