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Waxing my Bat

Friend 1, You coming to the pub tonight?
Friend2, I may be in later? I’m horny so Waxing my Bat first
by Sintelliner August 17, 2021
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Waxing Sharp

When you are talking to a person about a subject you enjoy.

Or talking to a person about a subject they or you both enjoy.

I was waxing sharp.

They were waxing sharp.
We were waxing sharp
You know you love to wax sharp about sports cars.

He was waxing sharp to me about fishing for an hour.
by Clownprince47 January 13, 2022
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waxing the hummingbird

Though this sounds like a lewd act, it is literally applying wax to a hummingbird, typically in the form of a stone or synthetic tile mozaic.
My brother's coming to visit so I'm working up a sweat waxing the hummingbird.
by WhaleFromHell November 24, 2024
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waxing the dragon

Scrubbing your Willy while it’s hard in the shower.
Johnny won’t stop waxing the dragon in the shower.
by bbbballllllsssssssssuuupppp December 11, 2024
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waxing my wheels

A saying that is similar to "buttering you up" for a malicious purpose.

An instance where one person tries to take advantage of the other by using subjective persuasive language to produce a desired result.

The wheels on skateboards can be waxed, but too much isn't good.

"You're great at packing the dishwasher, like really good, I didn't know you were that good!?"

"You're just waxing my wheels".

OR

can be used to describe someone preparing with awareness of something to likely go wrong or badly. This can be interpreted as "kidding" or "joking".
"You are so good at packing the dishwasher!"
"You're waxing my wheels right now"
by cocolingo August 11, 2025
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sac waxing

the male version of a bikini wax, the act of having one's ball sack waxed and dehaired
Ray felt so smooth and silky after his weekly sac waxing that he had to run home and beat off.
by shiny balls April 23, 2003
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Latvian waxing

Latvian waxing is when a person who consumed large amount of alcohol falls asleep in bed with lit cigarette causing the whole house get burned to the ground.
I became homeless after my Russian roommate had drunk the whole bottle of vodka and died of Latvian waxing
by Filips Adamenko October 30, 2017
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