waf'd

Being fucking axed by a player playing axemen and scrolls/hotkeys axes to kill you.

That player waf'd me like a little fucking bitch

by Fudgenuggetman123 December 6, 2019

waf'd

fucking a player playing axemen and fucking scrolls/hotkeys with axes to kill you.

I just got waf'd by that bitch.

by Fudgenuggetman123 December 6, 2019

WAF-WAT

We Aint Fuckin’, We Aint Talkin. The great equalizer for today’s dating world. Weeding out the attention-thirsty, dopamine-deprived, and frankly worthless people who just want to message you to fill the empty void in their hollow life.

“Bro Sheila was trying to play me. She said she just wanted to talk instead of linking. We’ve been texting for 3 months. I had to skirt and hit that WAF-WAT on her.”

by Huncho kdubbie July 13, 2021

WAF (Weaponized Ass Fucker)

A hitman/hooker combination that you hire to rape then kill a target.

“My coworker is absolute asshole. I hired a WAF (weaponized ass fucker) to take him out”

by Paul Phinebaum August 12, 2021

D-Waf

short person

bro ur such a D-Waf

by mizzienz September 23, 2009

Goose Waffle

The goose droppings that dry up and fall off the soles of your hiking boots after a walk in the field.

"Who left the goose waffles in the hallway? Everyone check your feet."

by goose_on_a_roof September 19, 2012

The Westford Waffle Sandwich

The act of sharting through a window screen and proceeding to close the window, only to have the shit sandwhich itself in between the screen and glass.

Wow, did you see the westford waffle sandwich Craig and I made in the neighbor's window? Old Man Jenkins is gonna be so pissed.

by definition_daddy👅💦 February 4, 2017