Vom Watch

An organisation created by St Aidan's College, Durham to prevent the destruction of their own college due to the acidic, stella artois and "dirty shop" kebab saturated puke that seemed to be deposited everywhere. The mission of the Vom Watch was to name and shame any fresher who soiled the college carpets with puke and to ensure the cleaning bill was kept to a minimum.

Damn, Vom Watch rated me ten out of ten for that massive chunder I did at the formal last night. God, my head hurts...

by Pete August 29, 2005

om nom vom

When you eat something (nom) that makes you want to throw up (vom). Or just when something is particularly disgusting.

om nom vom Japanese bean paste 'candies'

by amy.redbeau November 2, 2010

makes me wanna vom

Things that make you want to vomit, such that you often get a small taste of vomit in the back of your throat.

When you see a picture of a Donald Trump pandering to the same Hispanics he called rapists and criminals, while also finding a way to self-promote his own business, it makes me wanna vom.

by citizendebate16 May 16, 2016

Vom-Jolt

A bodily reaction whereby you retch so violently your whole body jolts like you've been penetrated by a taser gun

The kiss was so bad, I vom-jolted and pretended I was epileptic to get away

When my beer-goggles cleared, I snuck out of bed before I vom-jolted and woke you up

Their sweet talk was so disgusting, I decided vom-jolting was not enough and penetrated myself with a taser gun

I vom-jolt every time you say my name

by a la w September 21, 2013

Twitter-vom

The event where an individual tweets a lot in a very short space of time about a series of unimportant and seemingly unconnected topics.

(n.b. this occurs often as a result of either caffeine highs, drunk tweeting and extreme boredom/procrastination)

Person 1: hey, did you see twitter last night?
Person 2: No, why?
Person 1: Tom got drunk and had a bad case of twitter-vom last night, it was hilarious.

by weg m January 7, 2013

vom chateau

After a night of drinking, to make a visit to the vom chateau is to throw up excessively due to the extraordinary amount of alcohol in your blood. Signs that a visit to the vom chateau is about to be made include the spinnies, extreme dizziness, an inability to stand, and nausea.

"I made a visit to the vom chateau last night... It was awful, I threw up like 7 times!"

by Xtreme drinker August 30, 2009

dick vom

when he forces you to deep throat after one too many cups of goon and you projectile all over his dick

Girl: *dick vom*
Guy: oh... err... ummm
Girl: *runs away*

or

Girl: SHIT, I just dick vommed all over you
Guy: i don't care, keep going

Girl: wtf you freak *run away*

by 92vap July 24, 2015