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Nigger Viking

The first Vikings were niggers is a funny story to nigger up the world it's really sad. Nigger Viking
by Nigger guy 5000 September 24, 2018
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viking noodles

Dat man's viking noodles are all over the road!
by jfkriete September 12, 2006
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Viking

An all around name for good looking girls from the lands of Scandinavia (Sweden, Denmark, Norway, Finland and Iceland). Girls who qualify as vikings usually match the stereotypical "hot swedish girl" - that is, very light blond hair, good body and pretty blue eyes. However, any good looking girl with Scandinavian facial features and who is from Scandinavia can qualify as a viking.
man: yo dude, you are not gonna believe it, but i finally got a viking last night!
dude: for real? no way, where is she from?
man: Sweden...
by vmblabla August 27, 2009
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viking game

Similar to regular game. Viking game is the art of picking up girls Unlike regular game viking game involves the use of physical prowess rather than pickup lines or social interaction.

You start using viking game by spotting an attractive female. Once you have spotted an attractive female you locate her underweight boyfriend. You walk up to the attractive female's boyfriend and say "do you think you can handle some shit?"

You proceed to knock out the boyfriend and steal his girl.
"If I keep working out I might be able to viking game a real hottie!"

"That emo douche just got viking gamed! A hardass just knocked him out and stole his girl."
by onaninedayfall March 20, 2008
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The Viking

While enjoying intercourse with a female after ejaculation you punch her in the head until she's knocked out. Then burn her house to the ground.
That bitch was annoying so i showed her the viking.
by boobtet September 14, 2009
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Vikings with manners

There just aren't any vikings with manners
by TapirUnge March 24, 2008
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vikings

The most metal tribe of pagans, fierce and savage, whom although losing the war against christianity eons ago, their descendants still sing about it as if they had won.
"You're just not viking enough." --Kevin Farrell
by Killing Kittens October 22, 2004
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