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Vietnam War 

A war in which ignorant hippies in the USA as well as the usual ignorant foreigners and communist supporters around the world helped lower the morale of the brave soldiers who were fighting in Vietnam against communists and called them baby killers among other things when the soldiers who were over there had seen and gone through more than any one of those cowards would ever see in their pathetic lives. And then after the communist supporters got their way the North Vietnamese as well as Pol Pot and the Cambodian communists went on to kill 3 million people in both countries (including many women and children that the cowards dispised the American soldiers for supposedly killing earlier in the war) the rest of which were put into slave labor camps in Cambodia. Of course the communist supporters ignored the genocide after the war because of their cowardice and ignorance.
Most hippies and communist compare the Vietnam War with the War on Terrorism. It looks like they are still just as ignorant now as they were 30 years ago.
Vietnam War by tbkkeg July 20, 2008
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Vietnam Situation 

A Vietnam Situation is akin to the Vietnam War in which the U.S. walked in expecting an easy victory and wound up spending years and lives in a costly war.

In slang a Vietnam situation is any sort of job or agreement one walks into and expects to be simple to complete but one finds out it will be quite time consuming and/or expensive.

Lately this slang has been synonymous with an Iraq Situation
Man, my grandmother wanted me to go under the house and see what was rattling around under there. I said 'Sure' I mean it was just a rattle. Turns out There's like fifty hornets nests down there and her sewage line has busted. We got a plumber out here and fourteen cans of pesticide. The whole thing is a Vietnam Situation.
Vietnam Situation by LeElohm June 9, 2008

vietnam stare 

The quick glance soldiers gave each other in Vietnam because they didn't know how long each of them were going to be around to get to know each other. Today, the term is applied to 'newbie' people who move to a urban neighborhood from another state or from the suburbs during gentrification. These 'newbies' stay a handful of years at most before leaving to go back where they came from or to an area which has better schools and no crime.
Our neighbors just moved in next door and I gave them the 'Vietnam stare' when they waved at me.
vietnam stare by Bearstradamus January 15, 2016

Vietnam war flashbacks 

A flashback of a traumatising or embarrassing memory.
Bob: Hey, remember our tenth grade geography teacher? She was so hot!

Joe: I still have Vietnam war flashbacks of when she caught me staring at her huge tits...

Vietnam shuffle 

when your having sex with a female doggy style, you reach around and yank on her pubic hair. When she looks up at you and screams in pain, u puke in her mouth and hightail outta there.
I was fucking my ex jane when i pulled a vietnam shuffle on her.
Vietnam shuffle by Evol777 January 5, 2008

Vietnam Combo 

Phrase used to describe extremely hot and humid weather, such as the jungles of Vietnam, where it is 100F and 100% rH (relative humidity). These conditions present an intolerable combination, where the body is unable to cool off by evaporation of sweat because of 100% humidity. This can result in heat stroke and possibly death.
This summer's fixing to be one long Vietnam Combo...
Vietnam Combo by X2v34S July 16, 2010

vietnam war 

-A good war that was justly fought and justly started. America was right for so-called by dumbass hippies "sticking its nose where it shouldnt have been". America did lose the war but only because a lot of the troops in the war were not motivated and all the media and politics were against the war and troops because they couldn't stand a good war that was started for the cause of justice.

I'm sorry Jane Fonda and John Kerry and others like you for offending you...maybe you should go to a different country if you don't care about America as much as you say you do. :) GOOD RIDANCE ONCE YOU DO LEAVE.
The Vietnam war was a good war, even though dumb hippies couldn't accept justice in their dictionary, the war was a good start to having a more safer world.
vietnam war by ndh777 September 22, 2007