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vet rinse

When you take your furry friend to the vet and the dog pees all over the vet because the dog is nervous.
I took my dog to get a check-up, and he gave the poor veterinarian a vet rinse.
by sam_and_the_viking November 11, 2020
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facebook vet

Someone who in Facebook comments will scream about how much that cute little puppy or guinea pig is getting abused when in realty they're fine. They will criticize the pets diet, habitat, and interactions based on one video. Facebook vets love to jump to conclusions and cry animal abuse whenever possible.
Wow that facebook vet thinks they know SO much about animals and what is good and bad for them. They should totally judge the owner based on one video.
by t3chn0bab3 March 16, 2019
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vet

An online presence that is way more popular than it should be
vet's instagram has many fans
by vetoul September 13, 2022
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Solar-Vet

A car that runs on solar power.
My 80 year old neighbor let me walk her goose after I purchased my first Solar-Vet.
by Gooske June 11, 2006
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Vetted

Being such a jacked sick kunt that you need to be to be admitted to the vet.
Geez did you see Cooper, that kunt is vetted as fuck
by StaceyPoll November 9, 2020
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i've been to the vet

I've had a vasectomy. I can't have any more children. (Males)
Do you want anymore kids? "No I've been to the vet"
by Chuzzled July 23, 2017
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Vet Brain

A blockage or complete loss of cognitive function when talking with other Vet-Tards, family or in general followed by a daisy chain of fucks and laughter, only to remember what you were trying to say hours, days, even weeks later.

Vet Brain= Vet-Tard

Vet Brain, peer pressuring, other vets to participate in high risk behavior with no regard to the consequences such as breaking and entering into the company office and drinking the chain of commands alcohol.

Vet Brain When you're in a complete clusterfuck and are having a good time, such as being in the field for a week while it rains, Chinese field daying, telling your chain of command "Fuck Off, send me to Iraq or Afghanistan." Being shot or blown up smiling.

Vet Brain the incapacitation of ones cognitive functions resulting from IED blasts, living in the barracks for to long, hanging around with other Vet Tards, getting NJP'd, deploying to Iraq or Afghanistan more than once, being in the infantry for too long.
Vet Brain- Defined as Josh Sheets V 2/8 posing with a rock on hand and arm signal, smiling after being shot by a Taliban Sniper.

Dom talking and forgetting midway what he was talking about.

Being overtly homoerotic
by Josie2/8 June 7, 2021
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