velvet fuck

Tongue fucking.

Sassy,
I can't wait till I have your ass high in the air and you feel my balls slamming against your ass. That will be after a velvet fuck (you know, when your man tongue fucks your ass).

by Noony Moush March 03, 2014

Velvet Drape

Dragging a low hanging, freshly, shaved, velvety smooth scrotum up and down and around your partner’s face. Smacking each cheek pendulum style is a plus. Often finished with a good old fashioned tea bagging.

I gave Rachel the old velvet drape last night. Tea bag? Hellzzzz yea.

by Eaton Holgoode December 08, 2017

Velvet Trench

The vagina. The pussy. The snatch. The vulva.

I was dancing through her velvet trench all night.

Her velvet trench exploded with squirt as she vigorously paddled the little man in the boat.

by Dick Onchin February 05, 2021

velvet smoothie

When a girl with no teeth gives you head

I knew I was in for velvet smoothie when she took her teeth out

by Fortuna October 03, 2015

Velvet Mushroom

The smooth skin area remaining after the application of a mushroom tattoo.

GuyA: Richie has a velvet mushroom
GuyB: I know, Hynam gave it too him

by AcuteAngle January 02, 2010

Velvet taco

A young lady’s vagina

I’d like to munch on her velvet taco

by clrewsky October 04, 2020

Velvet Crush

Kool Aid and gin (serve chilled or on ice)
preferably blue, purple, or red

I'll have a velvet crush, which is kool aid and gin.

by NattyBoh Gillespie October 18, 2008