When two men refrain from shaving for 3-5 days (depending on the hairy manliness of each person) and give each other butterfly kisses with their stubble.
by PlayOnPlaya May 17, 2018
Get the Velcro facesmug. When your pubes stick to your underwear and when you pull down your pants it pulls your pubes and can make the rip sound
Skeeter: hot damn shit
Jb: what happened
Skeeter : had a damn case of velcro underwear
Jb:ouch that sucks
Jb: what happened
Skeeter : had a damn case of velcro underwear
Jb:ouch that sucks
by Lynyrd4skynyrd October 22, 2019
Get the Velcro underwearmug. This is a male that simps for his partner, he is one that is in complete submission to her every wish and desire... so much so , they contemplate or go through getting there balls surgically removed ,with velcro stitched on the bace, for quick detach , reatachment.
A "velcro ball male" will tear off his balls physically or metaphorically, then place them in his partners hands, before he goes out for drinks or any other social activities without her , but still try to act and present him self as if he is the man of the house.
A "velcro ball male" will tear off his balls physically or metaphorically, then place them in his partners hands, before he goes out for drinks or any other social activities without her , but still try to act and present him self as if he is the man of the house.
"Jordan" ohhh look here comes Chester , lol the fcking state of the cunt.
"Chad" haha look at him... he's rubbing his balls like he has a pair.
" Jordan" yea he's just faking it...my sister flats with him, she told me he got told to hand thoes suckers over before he left "
"Chad" ohhh shet !! He's got velcro balls!!
"Chad" haha look at him... he's rubbing his balls like he has a pair.
" Jordan" yea he's just faking it...my sister flats with him, she told me he got told to hand thoes suckers over before he left "
"Chad" ohhh shet !! He's got velcro balls!!
by lCEsmoke March 19, 2022
Get the Velcro Ballsmug. by Poop Inspector October 17, 2018
Get the Oklahoma Velcromug. A term of endearment used to describe a wifey with the tendency to ensure that constant contact with their significant other is maintained at all times, preferably in the physical sense, including but not limited to hand holding, back scratching, massaging, and other varying levels of public displays of affection, as a means of demonstrating not only affection, but also as a way of communicating to others that this is their person. Said touch and affection can be reciprocated by the significant other, but is not a necessity; however, the wifey is viewed in a positive sense through said term.
by Theoriginalvelcrowife July 1, 2016
Get the Velcro wifemug. by Michamus October 6, 2016
Get the Velcro Rubmug. A baby that is attached to their mother at all times, as if by Velcro. Often results in insanity for the mother. The only treatment is wine and bedtime.
by Wordsmeanmore June 27, 2014
Get the velcro babymug.