Velcro underwear

When your pubes stick to your underwear and when you pull down your pants it pulls your pubes and can make the rip sound

Skeeter: hot damn shit
Jb: what happened
Skeeter : had a damn case of velcro underwear

Jb:ouch that sucks

by Lynyrd4skynyrd October 22, 2019

Velcro Nugs

Little nuggets of shit that cling to one’s ass hairs making a post-shit wipe job a seemingly endless effort.

Shizzzzzzz bruhhhhh I got dem Velcro nugs. Whole roll da shit paper out!!!

by Dick Onchin December 2, 2021

velcro kiss

When two bearded men kiss

Got a right rash from velcro kissing all night.

by Mancwaffe January 6, 2015

Oklahoma Velcro

When you take a shit and forget to wipe so the shit dries and sticks all of your ass hair together

Ah shit I have Oklahoma Velcro

by Poop Inspector October 17, 2018

Velcro wife

A term of endearment used to describe a wifey with the tendency to ensure that constant contact with their significant other is maintained at all times, preferably in the physical sense, including but not limited to hand holding, back scratching, massaging, and other varying levels of public displays of affection, as a means of demonstrating not only affection, but also as a way of communicating to others that this is their person. Said touch and affection can be reciprocated by the significant other, but is not a necessity; however, the wifey is viewed in a positive sense through said term.

"You always want to hold my hand; you're such a cute velcro wife."

by Theoriginalvelcrowife July 1, 2016

Velcro Rub

When you have a stubble beard and it gets caught in your boyfriend's pubes.

John was giving Jeff a blowjob when it turned into a Velcro Rub.

by Michamus October 6, 2016

velcro baby

A baby that is attached to their mother at all times, as if by Velcro. Often results in insanity for the mother. The only treatment is wine and bedtime.

I didn't get to yoga AND I'm hungover...all because of my little velcro baby.

by Wordsmeanmore June 27, 2014